Lord of the Penis - 2 Towers (too bad balls wasn't a part of this LOL)

Hey everyone, 29 year old guy down to earth who wants to get to know some real ppl. :)

That happened to me some 5 years ago. I met someone on match.com and spoke to them over a month. They sounded very interesting and we finally decided to meet in person. He profile depicted her as a 29 year old woman, 5' 7" Long blond hair, blue eyes and about 164lb, single, never married.

Well, when I got to her door that night, what answered almost made me hit the floor and die. This is what I saw. 5'7", long blond hair, blue eyes, weighed a little over 220+... Well, I rang the door bell and she expected what she saw so, I didn't leave so to say. We talked, and stuff for like 30 minutes and someone called so, I made like it was work calling and I left. The rest of what I found out about her was that she had 3 kids, 1 of which was home, she recently went thru a divorce and that Picture she had up was BEFORE she had kids.

NEEDLESS TO SAY: UPDATE your PICTUES AND PROFILE LADIES... if your gonna lie about who you are, then your never gonna find that true someone in your life. Might as well go to Fling.com or adult friend finder. If you or overweight, at least say so and show the real pictures. There are men out there that like that so, there is nothing to be shy about. If your profile is stated wrong, put up some truths... There are a lot of people out there who have the same if not more problems than you, 70% OF PEOPLE OUT HERE HAVE SOME SORT OF PROBLEM WITH THEIR AREA THEY LIVE OR WITH THEIR LIFE THAT ISN'T PERFECT.Why do you think most of us are out here?!?!

Got to love somebody with the mentality of Foamy the Squirrel

ROFLMAO

Try Lexapro 5MG, Works great for me. Lots of ppl been raving about it with minor side effects. But trust me, I know your pain.

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