Screw it... To many dudes under me.... RANDOM MAKE OUTS!!!!!!!

Hell, why wouldn't it lol

ROFLMFAO

Welcome to the club friend :)

Lol that sucks

Yay!

You Might Be a Member of the Taliban or Al Qaeda if...

10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes.

8. You have more wives than teeth.

7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in
your robe.

4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"

3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.

2. You've never uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your
cave."

1. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean.

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in
my back yard and having a beer along with a quiet conversation with Jesus.
This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.

I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"

And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love
they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful
place for your friends and family to gather."

I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil."

And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil.
Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad".

I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning
question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of
life? Why am I here?"

He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your
heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some
More, Señor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn.."

This is kinda hard... Nobody below me....

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Arabs & said, "I have Commandments for you that will make
your lives better. "The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
The Lord said, "They are rules for living." "Can you give us an example?"
"You shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested.

"So God went to the Blacks & said, "I have Commandments. "The Blacks wanted
an example & the Lord said, "Honor your Father & Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are."

Then God went to the Mexicans & said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans
also wanted an example & the Lord said, "You shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."

So God went to the French & said, "I have Commandments. "The French too
wanted an example & the Lord said, "You shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, God went to the Jews & said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" they said, "How much are they?" "They're free."
"We'll take 10."

There, that ought to offend just about everybody . .

ya know what is even funnier... when they put out a product and realize a month later that there is several problems with 6 parts and after 70 people choke on em, slice their arm, or whatever have you... THEN they recall em... Wouldn't they have saved billions if they checked all this crap out first BEFORE they started to sell the product!?!?

LOL yea, like that arning on your comforter or pillow that states that it is unlaful to remove the dumb tag.... was the supposed to be a joke lol?????

That warning probably came after some idiots trying to shower, shave, ****, and blow dry their hair in the shower without using the other resources so they wouldn't be late for work...

Probably sometime after that is when they decided to make the Shower Radio for the idiots who accidentally dropped their corded radio in the tub...

If the econoline van is a used vehicle, I would start with that. Large areaq of canvas to put a nice mural on. If I could find my pictures on one of my cd's, I can show ya what I have seen airbrushed lately at the recent car show down here. The **** they do down here is sooooooooooo wicked.

Well, I finally bit the bullet. I went on the research and I bought the $378 kit for the .03 Iwata top feed airbrush gun, A 1/5 hp pump with bottom tank with regulator and water trap, the dvd, createx paints, all the cups, sticks, and bs... Like I had stated before, I missed the hobby from childhood so much that, I went for it at 5am this morning lol. Got the kit coming from an autobody shop that works mainly with airbrush supplies out of Sandiego CA.

If you want to find a cheaper set to House Of Kolor paints, for like $100 or less, try ebay. They have their colors as a test in i think their 5oz bottles. Im thinkin of doing it myself once I get myself situated here.

Hey everyone. This is a forum where yantraimages and myself wanted to start to see how many people out there in the world airbrush. Some people do it for a business, and some do it for just fun. Please post your experiences on here on what kind of art you do, what application you use it on, what are the best paints or mixtures to use and more. Also, comments & Suggestions are most helpful once we get the forum up and about.

I think thats a great Idea, there must be a lot of ppl out there that must know more about the art :)

make sure ya use plenty of lube though lol... it could be a big pain if ya can't sit on your own ass to enjoy the art form later in life/

Well, When I was younger, I actually got an Iwata BCS at the time on one of those **** blue compressors they used to cell unregulated. I started learning on that and then upgraded the compressor to something larger at the time. I was airbrushing freehand then as time grew on, I started to paint up the replacement birds on the trans ams and stuff as well as helmets.. The compressor crapped out on me and stuff and it kinda fazed out after that. Those paints your talking about are awesome but, your right... REALLLLL EXPENSIVEEE.. I was thinking of going into that market but, ended up usining Auto Air as the paint of choice at the time. But for some reason, auto air paints kinda peal off so to say and after putting a finish on the paint for more permanent gloss look, the paint also cracks.

I just want to get back into the art seeing as it is blooming more now than ever and try to make it a business venture. I have the garage lol... Just have to find out the rest of the pertanent details. It is something that can be done all year round, you just have to target the racers in each town and show them your stuff. :)