Topic: MY BAIL IS..... $465 | |
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This is fun to do. Just read the offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your bulletin "My Bail is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Done acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on your MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to a stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one while at work-- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk/HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk/HIGH-- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk & HIGH, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5 Had sex in a pool -- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 Cheated on your significant other -- $10 Masturbated -- $10 Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20 Done oral -- $5 Got oral -- $5 Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25 Stole something -- $10 Had sex with someone in jail -- $25 Made a nasty home video -- $15 Had a threesome -- $50 Had sex in the wild -- $20 Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20 Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25 Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50 Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 Went streaking -- $5 Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 Been arrested -- $5 Spent time in jail -- $15 Peed in the pool -- $5 Played spin the bottle -- $5 Done something you regret -- $20 Had sex with your best friend >-- $20 Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25 Had anal sex -- $80 Lied to your mate -- $5 Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25 O. K , now tally up your answers, then, say "my bail is |
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$415.
People never believe me when I say I'm a good girl! |
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My bail IS...............$ 574973.oo oo-ps
don't believe it? then add a bit |
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I think I need to start hanging out with wouldee!
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$410.00
can i borrow $390.00?????? |
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OMG!!! $435
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445$ here.
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do you count each time you have commited these acts
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AHHH my bail is 590 holy crap im stuck in jail and im a good guy
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add 10 dollars for putting the $ sign in the wrong place lol.
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I guess I am pretty bad......I ran up a bill of $960.00. Either I am pretty bad or pretty good. LOL!
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$490 here!
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My bail is $355.00
I've never been in jail before... Can someone bail me out??? I've been framed... I'll tell ya- Framed! |
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do you count each time you have commited these acts If you do, I'm bankrupt! |
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hahaha only 170! I am still so innocent! lol
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OMG! my bail is $665 lol guess I am not a good girl
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Edited by
Robm248
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Mon 12/03/07 07:26 PM
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Proudly, the first poster under $200, assuming it's not for every time you have done something. Otherwise I'd go up a bit.
$185 Mostly due to my first 4 years in the navy... I got corrupted! Ooops... Somebody got in while I was typing, grats good guy above me! |
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should i even post this...830
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Edited by
andreajayne
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Mon 12/03/07 08:01 PM
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$550
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$450 (ok is this free shipping????)
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