A man entered his favorite restaurant and sat at his regular table. After looking around, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone. He motioned the waiter over and asked him to send their most expensive bottle of Merlot over to the woman, knowing that if she accepted the bottle, she would be his. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there." indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man.


The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note from her and conveyed! it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants".


After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back."

ROFLMFAO!



Thats Awesome lol

priceless :)

Merlot is the only way to go

Hahahaha, very funny!

Very good...

Good One !!!

I am glad that you guys liked it.