lol.... this 7 year war wasn't the brightest of ideas either...

true to that... being prepared in this day and age is going hungry, not being able to drive, and not working... that is what is gonna end up happening eventually for everyone

OUCH

not all but most... the usa has to blame someone... might as well be him....

tell me about it... blame the almight BUSH.... idiot

lol

$20 today and not even a half of a tank of gas... $3.79

****ing kills me....

depends on the kind of person u are... everyone gets their feelings.

wow.... That was different... Joy to you then

When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was
asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an
example of 'empire building' by George Bush. He answered by saying, 'Over
the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women
into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount
of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did
not return.'
It became very quiet in the room.

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Then there was a conference in France where a number of
international engineers were taking part, including French and
American. During a break one of the French engineers came back into the
room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has
sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What
does he intend to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and
replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat
several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency
electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the
capacity to feed 3, 000 people three meals a day, they can produce several
thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry
half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and
from their flight deck..
We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?'
Once again, dead silence.

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A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included
Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At
a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of
Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was
chatting away in English a s they sipped their drinks but a French admiral
suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans
learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to
speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's
because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you
wouldn't have to speak German'.
You could have heard a pin drop

NOAH IN 2007

In the year 2007, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the
United States , and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and
over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. < BR>
Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few
good humans."

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the
Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard
- but no Ark.

"Noah!" He roared , "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark ?"

"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed a
building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about the need
for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I've violated the
neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and
exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Development
Appeal Board for a decision.

Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the
future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to
clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the
sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.

Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local
trees in order to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the
environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!

When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me.
They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will.
They argued the accommodation was too restrictive , and it was cruel
and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.

Then the EPA ruled that I could n't build the
Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your
proposed flood.

I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights
Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building
crew.





Immigration and Naturalization are checking the green-card status of
most of the people who want to work. The trades unions say I can't use
my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with
Ark-building experience.

To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm
trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.

So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to
finish this Ark."

Suddenly the skies cleared, the
sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah
looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy
the world?"

"No," said the Lord. "The government beat me to it! "

morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.



One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.



"Hello, hello!" she shouted. "Can anyone hear me? Hello!"



For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, "Hello! Is anyone down there?"



Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint voice from deep within the mine.



"Vote for Hillary, Vote for Hillary."



Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, Oh thank you God! At least Dopey is still alive.

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bob the computer guy, to come over. Bob clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?"

The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote out.... I D 1 0 T

I used to like Bob!

Our President

The Fuel

And

A 2006 Dodge Neon

ROFLMFAO!

LOL... Send them to fling.com... They say its a dating site but, its not... Its just porn live on cam with ppl u think u are gonna meet but, your not... My friend got hooked on it and found out 3 months of paying for about $100 worth, gave up... was all a scam.

OMG.... What a not so surprise... But, GOOD... She deserved it lol... What did your family say when they saw ya!?!??!?!

No

Monkey just make me laugh

and No....

1. He knows what he put us here for... So, I would imagine that he wants us to do what is right. He is all knowing but, expects more...

2. The devil tries to lead us to temptation, its god's way of saying... Here is your challenge.

3. How and when has god ever been jealous? He has all the powers, what the heck do we have?!

4. Bad out weighs good because OUR WORLD SUCKS... We just have to find the way to make life better. How can you believe? Its more expected than not believed.

5. We are all loved all christmas but, if the devil were to be destroyed, where would all the bad ppl go?! HEAVEN!?!? HELL NO...

6. You have to be strong and find a way to get away from the devil. Always try to be strong.

7. Confused, please rephrase the Q

8. Christians (most but, not much lately) are known to be all good and obide by the rules of no sex b4 marriage, stay away from bars, drugs, and all. But, other christians lead a normal life in belief that ALL SINS ARE FORGIVEN.

9. Temptation... I was like that too but, all in all... I still believe but, I still don't understand what the hell I am to do next in this life. When lead into temptation that god won't help you because your life sucks, just understand this. We are not the only ones on God's list... More like billions... He comes thru when he gets the chance. Almost like the pope can't see everyone at one at a time but, when he can, he will... Just to fill your life with happiness.