You're welcome!

You're welcome!

You're welcome!

Ha Ha! And I bet you all thought it was going to be an insult towards women? That's the best way I can put into words how I truly feel towards women. I appreciate all they have to offer.

By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
'Why are you spending so much time on this one?'
And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure any thing from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two
hands.'

The angel was astounded at the requirements.
'Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.'

'But I won't, ' the Lord protested.
'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days.'

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
'But you have made her so soft, Lord.'
'She is soft,' the Lord agreed,
'but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.'

'Will she be able to think?', asked the angel.
The Lord replied,
'Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate.'

The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touche d the woman's cheek.
'Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into
this one.'

'That's not a leak,'
the Lord corrected,
'that's a tear!'
'What's the tear for?' the angel asked.

The Lord said, 'The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride.'
The angel was impressed.
'You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing.'

And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness,
love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take 'no' for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love
unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY
FORGET THEIR WORTH.



Please, never forget how important and amazing you are

Something doesn't add up... Something's missing from the story. Like The girl attacked the teacher for grabbing her, or something of that nature. I think it would be impossible, and rediculous for an arrest of a 12 year old for just subtle public defacement. It's not even an arrestable offense. Not severe enough. The girl is probably lying, and her naive mother probably believes every thing she says. I hate when parents can't see past the fact that their children aren't innocent, nor perfect. And the million dollar lawsuit is equally stupid. It's just the mothers' greed. She probably only made such a big deal out of this so she could cash in.

Thanks man... I appreciate that you took the time to hear me out. I usually start out misunderstood but find my to the explanation... Lol!

If you have a picture... Try to put it on your profile. A lot of people on here fear profiles with no pic. There are a lot of fake profile attempts here. Having a pic kinda authenticates you.

I like that... I'm cool. I'm not worked up or upset at all. I've been a member on here for nearly 3 years. I used to love the forums! People were always interesting, and fun, and always had something good to talk about. I haven't really posted on the forums lately cause I haven't found anything that struck a chord with me. I have been viewing the posts for the last few months, and yes... The type of people, and conversations here have evolved. It just seems most people NOT ALL... Have really been focusing on the negativity, or only believe in a negative outcome. They fail it before it begins.

Lol! I generalize on here cause it's impossible to be entirely specific without upsetting someone on here.

I never said I wasn't single. And my interpretation of innocent is strictly to the fact that they have not yet done any wrong on here. I Give all people a chance at face value in the beginning. Wow! We all can get very literal and guarded. And no... I'm not callous. I'm actually a very happy upbeat guy. I'm not on here to impress people. I don't care if I look good or bad. It seems I also can misinterperet. One reason I'm not here for... Is to make enemies, but no one is perfect. And anyone on here that remembers me from the past on here knows I'm no fool, and I like harmony.

Funny thing is... You all are whining about whiners... Lol! Oh, and I am no stranger to mingle, and it's rules. Iv'e been on here since it used to be Just say hi. I know the conduct of the forums very well... And if I am in err... May the moderators strike me down. It's never happened yet.

You know what? I bet you were one of them once? We have all been there. What I'm saying... Is just because people have been on here forever due to boredom they seem to forget that there will always be new people arriving on here that have no clue that yes, it has happened a thousand times before. Should they be sh@% on for it? Have some grace as a human being! Be nice... Be considerate... It's small gestures that start wonderful things in this world that is on a constant downward spiral due to negativity. I'm not trashing anyone on here... Sorry if It seemed that way. I just don't like seeing innocent people being mistreated.

Whatever... So... Would you say that you pride yourself on what you have... over what others lack?

It seems like nowadays... People have become bullies on here. No wonder you're single. Try being a little considerate? If you were hurt, or upset... You wouldn't like it too much if someone came along and kicked you in the teeth. Or maybe that is what happened to you? And now you're spreading the bitterness.

You and me both...


Hi... I'm Jason. Nice to meet you.

Truth of it is... Women are more emotionally connected with words, conversation. Men more naturally connect emotionally to visuals, which is why women like romance novels, and guys like porn... Lol! But honestly.

There are no Michigan women anymore... They all moved to greener pastures... Lol!

It's slowly becoming one of my new favorites... I also like How I met your mother, and Two and a half men.

Lol! All of my friends think I'm any where from 30 to 35... I'm only 28. Age is sometimes just a number. I can't relate to people my own age. All of my friends are int their late 30's to late 50's. I know what you mean though... I can't stand a whole lot of people in their 20's.