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But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them
BY KIMBERLY PRUITT
JUNE 9, 2009 | ISSUE 45•24





I really like you. I do. You're so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But, well, I don't really see a relationship in our future. It would be terrible if we let sex destroy this great friendship we have where I get everything I want and you get nothing you want. Don't you think?

I knew you would understand. You always do.

We're so perfect as friends, you know? I can tell you anything, and you know you can always come to me anytime you need to hear me ***** about work or how ugly I feel. You wouldn't want to ruin a friendship like that just so you could be my boyfriend, and have me look at you with desire and longing in my eyes, if only once—would you? Of course not. Well, if we started dating, it would only complicate this wonderful setup I've got going here.

It's just…you're like my best friend, and I would hate for something you desperately want to change that. I mean, sure, we could go on some dates, maybe mess around a little and finally validate the six years you've spent languishing in this platonic nightmare, but then what? How could we ever go back to the way we were, where I take advantage of your clear attraction to me so I can have someone at my beck and call? That part of our friendship means so much to me.

No. We are just destined to be really, really good friends who only hang out when I don't have a boyfriend, but still need male attention to boost my fragile and all-consuming ego.

Anything can happen once you bring romance in. Think about how awful my last relationship was at the end, remember? The guy I'd call you crying about at 3 a.m. because he wouldn't answer my texts? The guy I met at the birthday party you threw me? I had insanely passionate sex with him for four months and now we don't even talk anymore. God, I would die if something like that happened to us.

Plus, ick, can you even imagine getting naked in front of each other? I've known you so long, you're more like a brother that I've drunkenly made out with twice and never mentioned again. It'd be way too weird. And if we did, then whenever you'd come shopping with me, or go to one of my performances or charity events, or take me for ice cream when I've had a bad day at work, you'd be looking at me like, "I've seen her breasts." God, I can't think of anything more awkward that that.

Oh, before I forget, my mom says hi.

Anyway, you would totally hate me as your girlfriend. I'd be all needy and dramatic and slowly growing to love you. If I was your girlfriend, I would never be able to tell you all about the other ******* guys I date and pretend I don't see how much it crushes you. Let's never lose that. That's what makes us us.

Don't worry. You're so funny and smart and amazing, any girl but me would be lucky to date you. You'll find someone, I know it. And when you do, I'll be right by your side to suddenly become all flirty and affectionate with you in front of her, until she grows jealous and won't believe it when you say we're just friends. But when she dumps you, that's just what we'll be.

Best friends. Friends forever.

I would honestly marry her if I had the chance....

An easy way to find out... Push down on the car hard! If it comes back up and stops at the top... You're good. However, if it bounces up then down, then up again... The shocks need replacing. Plus your mileage... You're about 29,000 miles past due. Most cars need them after about 60,000 to 80,000 miles.

How do you kill your own post? This is depressing!

Most on here don't respond seriously to users without pics...

Your main pic is scary as hell!

Sher Kahn?

AHHHAHHAHHAHHAAAA! Actually... I'm sorry. I hope you have a good day?

LOL! FINALLY! You got it. Snot!

What's your favorite videogame? Of all time? nintendo? PS1,2,3? X-box? PC? any game for any system?

Ugggghhhh!..... Really? One clue... "Trent"

Lol! Yeah... She's actually responding to this thread in her own thread...

NAME THAT SONG! "I'm drunk... But right now I'm soo in love with you... And I don't want to think about what we shouldn't... Shouldn't do... ANYBODY? Know the name of this? I posted this before but people really did think I was drunk... Lol!

No really... It's lyrics to a song.

NOPE

And right now I'm soo in love with you...
And I don't want to think about what we shouldn't... shouldn't do...

NAME THAT SONG!

I wanna come over to your place for Thanksgiving! That sounds awesome!