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Topic: The one flaw in women...
wraithme66's photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:31 PM
By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
'Why are you spending so much time on this one?'
And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure any thing from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two
hands.'

The angel was astounded at the requirements.
'Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.'

'But I won't, ' the Lord protested.
'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days.'

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
'But you have made her so soft, Lord.'
'She is soft,' the Lord agreed,
'but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.'

'Will she be able to think?', asked the angel.
The Lord replied,
'Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate.'

The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touche d the woman's cheek.
'Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into
this one.'

'That's not a leak,'
the Lord corrected,
'that's a tear!'
'What's the tear for?' the angel asked.

The Lord said, 'The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride.'
The angel was impressed.
'You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing.'

And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness,
love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take 'no' for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love
unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY
FORGET THEIR WORTH.



Please, never forget how important and amazing you are

Gossipmpm's photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:33 PM
Wow

thank you!!!:heart:

msharmony's photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:34 PM

By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
'Why are you spending so much time on this one?'
And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure any thing from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two
hands.'

The angel was astounded at the requirements.
'Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.'

'But I won't, ' the Lord protested.
'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days.'

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
'But you have made her so soft, Lord.'
'She is soft,' the Lord agreed,
'but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.'

'Will she be able to think?', asked the angel.
The Lord replied,
'Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate.'

The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touche d the woman's cheek.
'Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into
this one.'

'That's not a leak,'
the Lord corrected,
'that's a tear!'
'What's the tear for?' the angel asked.

The Lord said, 'The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride.'
The angel was impressed.
'You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing.'

And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness,
love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take 'no' for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love
unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY
FORGET THEIR WORTH.



Please, never forget how important and amazing you are


and this post certainly brought a moisture to my cheek which reminds me that there are tears in there somewhere,,, thank you

Sntmntl_lady's photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:35 PM
THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!!flowerforyou

Ladylid2012's photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:36 PM
Soft yet powerful... The Divine Feminine drinker

no photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:38 PM
Well, you made my day! Thank you! flowers flowers flowers

delilady's photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:39 PM
Reading this today made me so proud to be a woman! Thanksflowerforyou

krupa's photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:39 PM
What a stroke of genius! (as opposed to my standard aneurism)...if that one don't get you laid, then nothing will!

Kudos my man...you just scored brownie points with every woman who reads this.

no photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:41 PM
My one flaw is being flawless ... laugh


drinker ... Worthwhile ... AMEN!


Here's to my Mother and entire lineage of womenfolk ... flowerforyou

:heart: ... Since the very 1st one!

wraithme66's photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:41 PM
Ha Ha! And I bet you all thought it was going to be an insult towards women? That's the best way I can put into words how I truly feel towards women. I appreciate all they have to offer.love

Quietman_2009's photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:44 PM
wow WOW!!

now that was some world class sucking up. Good job

wraithme66's photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:44 PM

Wow

thank you!!!:heart:



You're welcome!

no photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:44 PM
Thanks :heart:

wraithme66's photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:45 PM

THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!!flowerforyou



You're welcome!

heavenlyboy34's photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:45 PM

Reading this today made me so proud to be a woman! Thanksflowerforyou


He's just saying all that to butter ya up! :wink: pitchfork laugh

wraithme66's photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:45 PM

THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!!flowerforyou



You're welcome!

no photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:46 PM


Reading this today made me so proud to be a woman! Thanksflowerforyou


He's just saying all that to butter ya up! :wink: pitchfork laugh

I like being "buttered up"!! drool drool pitchfork

wraithme66's photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:46 PM

Well, you made my day! Thank you! flowers flowers flowers



You're welcome!

delilady's photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:47 PM


Reading this today made me so proud to be a woman! Thanksflowerforyou


He's just saying all that to butter ya up! :wink: pitchfork laugh
Well it workedbigsmile

no photo
Sat 04/03/10 03:48 PM
I feel all drizzled and buttery ...

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