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Make 'em up, steal 'em, I don't care, just post 'em.
Here's one I made up. There once was a girl named Kitty Folk said she wasn't too pretty Maybe her face Was a total disgrace But it could have just been her third t!tty She went with a guy named Rob Who had only one inch of knob How they had sex Is anyone's guess Perhaps they used corn on the cob |
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haha, now thats funny
 
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Come on, people!! Has NOBODY got any good limericks???
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Thats pretty good bro
have to hit ya up later in this  Cooly
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That was great Pete!! made me smile
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Thanks everyone!!
 Anyone got any more? |
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Edited by
uk1971
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Sun 01/13/08 06:00 PM
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There was a young man from Bombay
On a slow boat to China one day He was trapped at the tiller By a sex crazed gorilla And China's a very long way. 
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There was a young man from Bombay On a slow boat to China one day He was trapped at the tiller By a sex crazed gorilla And China's a very long way. Fantastic!!! Thanks, Tom! |
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Edited by
uk1971
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Sun 01/13/08 06:30 PM
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There was a young man from Australia
Who painted his butt like a dahlia 10 cents a smell Was all very well But 5 bucks a lick was a failure. 'Tis a favourite project of mine, A new value of pi to assign. I would fix it at 3, For it's simpler, you see, Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9 There was a young girl from Rabat, Who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat; It was fun in the breeding, But hell in the feeding, When she found she had no tit for Tat. There Once was a Man called Reg Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge Along came his wife With a big Carving Knife And cut off his meat and two veg On the breasts of a barmaid at Yale Are tattooed all the prices of ale, And on her behind For the sake of the blind Are the same, but they’re written in Braille. An old maid phoned the desk and said, “Joe, What’s the noise from that room down below?” “Oh, they’re holding,” he sighed, “An Elk’s Ball just inside.” “Well then, tell them,” she said, “to let go!” A team playing baseball in Dallas. Called the umpire bad names out of malice. While that worthy had fits, The team made eight hits And a girl in the bleachers named Alice. There once was a maid from Magrass Who had such a very nice ass Now don’t raise a stink It’s not what you think It was brown had long ears and ate grass! There once was an old man named Cohen, Who cut off the foot of Tim Bowen. Now it wasn’t that hard, For Tim slept in the yard, And Cohen clipped Bowen while mowin’. Okay. Someone else's turn now. |
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Just like busses, I wait all day for one and then NINE come along at once.  Cheers Tom!
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My final contribution............ for now.
There once was a woman from Wheeling Who got a funny feeling So she laid on her back, Spread open her crack, And pissed all over the ceiling. There was a young fellow from Kent His peter was so long that it bent So, to save himself trouble He always folded it double And instead of coming, he went. There was a young girl from Cape Cod Who thought all good things came from God But it wasn't the Almighty That lifted her nighty 'Twas Roger the lodger, by Gawd!
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Make 'em up, steal 'em, I don't care, just post 'em. Here's one I made up. There once was a girl named Kitty Folk said she wasn't too pretty Maybe her face Was a total disgrace But it could have just been her third t!tty She went with a guy named Rob Who had only one inch of knob How they had sex Is anyone's guess Perhaps they used corn on the cob
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Edited by
thecoolyman
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Mon 01/14/08 03:33 AM
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Cooly's posts a lot to joke
Some just want to poke He's really a nice guy Actually he's kinda shy You'll laugh so hard you might cry All the lovely ladies passing by Makes you stop and wonder why They all act so shy Wanta know a great guy Stop over and "Just Say Hi" Hey these are just off the top of head, a few for ya Pete Your Bro Cooly |
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Love is a sensation
Caused by a temptation To feel penetration A guy sticks his location In a girl's destination To increase the population For the next generation Did you get my explanation Or do you need a demonstration For the greatest sensation Here's a few more, you'll like whats instore Cooly
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good ones..i cant rhyme for shyte so ill just read yalls
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Cheers Cooly!
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this ones by andrew dice clay
old mrs hubbard went to her cupboard To fetch her dog a bone And when she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own |
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Eeewwww!!!
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thanks Pete, woke up with a fresh mind
 See what happens when ya get me thinkin  Cooly
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Whilst drinking his evening tipple
Steve tried to pierce his own nipple But slipped when he coughed And sliced it clean off He's now a legally registered cripple |
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