The Police Officer because he says, "Spread em!"

I thought one was about the Lawyer. Something like -

The Lawyer who says, "When do you want to be screwed?"

Be strong in the face of her decisions. She should know that you will be there for her now and later if it does not work out.

I have a daughter to. I have sworn that no matter what I will stand by her.

Part of lifes lessons that we all go through in different ways.

Maybe all will be good and the change is just a bit scary to understand.

Best of luck. Just call and let her speak to you. Hold off on judgement so she can feel close. You don't want her to feel by herself in this.

J

She got a lil of both goin' on. Well rounded..... in all the right ways!

Shut off the video camera please and destroy the evidence. aarrggg!

Lucky me! What are you makin' me for breakfast. :)

Damn wrong person. Oh well. what are you makin' me for breakfast anyway?

The drunkin' stuper look! No actually I think it's funny.

"Ah come on if we can't laugh at others who can we laugh at?"

Send that green dress back to the wardrobe set of HairSpray.

You're a beautiful gal with a great smile though!

J

The background. The pose is for a beach.

Faggy Yellow Shirt my *ss. When I fall drunk in the road the people in the cars avoid the yellow bump in the road.

For Az1: His hair to Dorthy Hamil Sassy just to piss him off!

I'd change the fact that she's lieing while luring him in.

Ummmm Dude! I'm Yellow!

Get rid of the Ninja Turtles Suit!

I would change that she now has a wonderful guy in her life that makes her feel on top of the world.

She's a cool gal! & Beautiful as well!

I'd give him a tambourine cause he's been playin that ax for waaaaaayyyyy to long.

You know that's one of the reasons i enjoy this site is humor like AZ puts out.

I'll have to tell ya when I meet her but options are always open if she is a wonderful mother and she can still be intimate.

My exwife gave up intimacy after the 2 kids were born.... See ya!

I wasn't even going to touch a beer tonight after yesterdays drunkfest in Hayward, CA

But since you asked. No bud.. But I'll have a Gordon Biersch Hefeweizen.

Pztttzzzzzzz . Just opened. Ahhhhhhhhh!

Hey, smoke downwind.

So she's talking to men who are "Clearly" at that age of just Hormone City.

At 42 I am still very active. Even though I love sex it is not all I want from a relationship. But because we have 6 hours in a night I'm not going to spend all of it watching TV or talking! Break it up into nice sections. Sex here, talk there, Talk there, movie there, dinner here, sex over there.

Why not go to a church that promotes groups that abstain from sex?

Just a thought!

Well it's just my opinion but I never ever thought this way at that age. I didn't even start to think like that until well into my late 20's. But I got over it quick cause I thought I was just being pathetic to believe there "Was no one for me". I went to work, school.... invested myself in myself and I soon came across my Future ex-wife.

So I say pathetic becuase when you are that young I don't expect you to have "Broken Dreams" about love as yet. At least wait until your in your mid 20's.

Although maybe in your neck of the woods 18 is Spinsterville.

Respectfully, J

Ummmmm I'm sure there are not many people here who are in their older age... Me.... who would agree with you. You are young. You have not seen everything..

I am impressed that you speak 3 languages fluently and have such a great book knowledge of certain subjects.

Even with this.....you have the capacity to learn new things and really take on life with gusto...

I'll tell you this. Colombus Ohio guy wrote on your site that he thinks you're beautiful. I think you are pretty. But it's not what it's about for me..... It's looks with personality.

Enjoy!

Well okay.... good pathetic post then. All young people. Anyone under 55. Just chill and learn something new today......

Don't seek out a relationship. It will come as you enjoy life.

I'm an expert I tell ya!