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OK LETS SEE HOW MANY WE CAN COME UP WITH.ILL START
YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT WHEN SHE SITS ON THE TOILET IT ****S |
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your mama is so fat, they put her in a black shirt, and made her the background to Star Trek.
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Your mama is so fat the picture of her fell off the wall!
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YOUR MOTHERS SO FAT SHES GOT MORE CRACK THAN HARLEM
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your mama is so fat her belt size is the equator
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yo mamma so fat, your dad has to dangle a twinkie in front of her face to get her through the door
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YOUR MOTHERS SO FAT THE LAST BREAST SHE FELT WAS IN A BUCKET OF KFC
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Your mama's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!
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YOUR MOTHERS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMEP IN A CORNER SHE SURROUNDED HERSELF.
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Your mama is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says, "One at a time please!"
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your mommas house is so dirty,the cockroaches walk around singing,(we are family)
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YOUR MAMAS SO UGLY THEY HAD TO TIE A PORKCHOP AROUND HER NECK JUST TO GET THE DOG TO PLAY WITH HER
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Edited by
UWannaBSpontaneous
on
Fri 12/28/07 01:14 PM
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Here's one for JSH
Your mama's so fat that she fell in Love and broke it! |
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your mommas so fat,when she goes to a restaurant.she gets a group dicount
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yo mamma so fat, shes on both sides of the family
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Your mama so fat when she step on the weight scales it says, to be continued....
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your mommas so fat when she walks backwards she beeps
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YOUR MAMAS SO FAT THAT THE ***** NEEDS A TIMERS GUIDE TO FIND HER ASSHOLE
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Your mama so fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer.
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yo mama so stupid she thought a jolly rancher was a gay cowboy
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