A woman from South Carolina,
Placed fiddle strings 'cross her vagina,
With proper sized *ocks,
What was sex, became Bach's
Toccata and Fugue in D Minor.

Sad Story!

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I guess I'm fine. I got hooked again tonight when I should be sleepin' but there are just to many targets to shoot at again.

Guessn I'll go find me another target.

But first Nice to see ya round soas I know it will be fun for a bit again.

Hiya Sassyma,

Your pictures looks better today than yesterday!

HNY

There once was a man from Rangoon
Who was born 9 months too soon.
He didn't have the luck
To be born by a *uck;
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon.

I hear your a virgin if you haven't done it for like 3 months!

Isn't that celebate long enough in this life?

I wish for you, something that rhymes with luck!

Have a good time man! I dated older many moons ago. Was a good thing and learned a fair amount of cool things.

On my way. Be there at 7AM.

I think you can catch the #23 short bus to Lake Forest and be there by 2AM Xstrifer!

I'm playing matchmaker tonight!

btw: What kind of boy scout badge do you get after the date?

1. So go with the young stud now and play the field young or old.
2. Then middle aged regular guy with wife and 2.5 kids.
3. Then after your first divorce go with the woman 7 years younger.
4. After your second divorce go with the Father Figure image and marry 20 years your junior.
5. Then don't marry for the third time and just become the dirty old man from the strip club when your rich.

I've completed level 3 and workin' towards level 4. Can't wait till level 5.

Give him a break...... What he wants to know is what to do when she's having Hot Flashes on the date?

It's alright man. Just go out and enjoy the evening. But ask her if she has ever boiled a rabbit. If the answer is yes, run.

That's if you have poo fling it now!

Try this line,

"I say we go to the zoo and throw poo at the monkeys"

Worked for me last week.

No this is a good question but it was asked wrong. Think about it. While he is going from one extreme to another (Hot or Ugly) he is asking for advise on his looks.

What he should have asked was if anyone had ideas for him. Maybe a gal would say he might look cool with a different look.

It's not a bad thing to ask for advise. I don't ask because I can tell what others like already in me. I also test the waters with different looks (length of hair never color), shaved or unshaved.

But dude! Confidence, ability to communicate well, being nice... and having the ability to be sexy to the woman that's interested is important.

How many times have I heard a chick say, "That dude was hot until he opened up his mouth and spoke." In the end you need to be confident with yourself.

He was being humorous and on your side anyway.

The Codec has been provided here so all is well now. I'd convert to MP3 or 4 as well.

J

Do you really want it? Then you have to do a few things

1. Ask your closest freinds for some honest "brutal" advise. Find out what they think you should do/change. This includes your look and your personality.

2. Take a look at yourself and see if you want to make those changes.

3. Set out to accomplish the ones you find most important on the "List" and you do need to make a list.

4. As you are accomplishing those things for yourself I'm sure someone will come along that will take your interest.

5. There are books on how to attract people. While I have my own style I have read them and almost everything they say I find is common sense true.

Best of luck on your journey to "The Kiss".

Who is Christ?

The Messiah, as foretold by the prophets of the Hebrew Scriptures.

Without the stories that are inspired by God we may not have any understanding of the potential greatness of Jesus and what we as people can do for each other.

I'm not saying there are not issues I have to take up with the written word but I do have faith and follow a lot of its teachings.

No!

Just go to your control panel and add/remove programs.

Delete the whole iTunes and reload from your download.

It should work then.

Well then all's good since we have no lies so far and we're both good looking.

Here's a drink for you. Whatever you want.

J