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There once was a priest named Keith,
Who circumcised men with his teeth. It wasn't for lesuire, Or sexual pleasure, It was to get at the cheese underneath! |
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thats nasty lol
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FUMMUNDA CHEESE AAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHA
(nice ![]() |
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There once was a nasty joke
Told by an odd-looking bloke He thought it was funny The rest, got queasy tummys Then him, we decided to choke. |
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There once was a nasty joke Told by an odd-looking bloke He thought it was funny The rest, got queasy tummys Then him, we decided to choke. NOW that was a good one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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There once was a nasty joke Told by an odd-looking bloke He thought it was funny The rest, got queasy tummys Then him, we decided to choke. NOW that was a good one!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() i just emailed him and told him the same thing ![]() ![]() |
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There once was a man from Rangoon
Who was born 9 months too soon. He didn't have the luck To be born by a *uck; He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon. |
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There once was a man from Rangoon Who was born 9 months too soon. He didn't have the luck To be born by a *uck; He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Hiya Sassyma,
Your pictures looks better today than yesterday! HNY |
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Hiya Sassyma, Your pictures looks better today than yesterday! HNY |
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I guess I'm fine. I got hooked again tonight when I should be sleepin' but there are just to many targets to shoot at again.
Guessn I'll go find me another target. But first ![]() |
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There once was a nasty joke Told by an odd-looking bloke He thought it was funny The rest, got queasy tummys Then him, we decided to choke. ![]() |
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I guess I'm fine. I got hooked again tonight when I should be sleepin' but there are just to many targets to shoot at again. Guessn I'll go find me another target. But first ![]() lots of targets i know hahaha |
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There once was a nasty joke Told by an odd-looking bloke He thought it was funny The rest, got queasy tummys Then him, we decided to choke. ![]() So far, that's ALL I'm whipping out tonight.. |
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There once was a nasty joke Told by an odd-looking bloke He thought it was funny The rest, got queasy tummys Then him, we decided to choke. ![]() So far, that's ALL I'm whipping out tonight.. ![]() |
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A woman from South Carolina,
Placed fiddle strings 'cross her vagina, With proper sized *ocks, What was sex, became Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor. |
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