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Mon 12/31/07 04:22 PM
Topic: Nice Looking Guys
Edited by UWannaBSpontaneous on Mon 12/31/07 04:23 PM
I find this hilarious. My last two women were the liars in the relationship.

In fact, the last one. The one I still love but won't talk to came around stalking last week.

Games...... Both sides do it. There are several reasons.

Attention seeking
Depressed
Low self esteem
or simply they just are selfish and could care less about you on the days they don't need you. They are nice when they want company.

Damn almost forgot to drink.drinker

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Mon 12/31/07 04:08 PM
Topic: Tila Tequila

seems Im not the only one who thinks she aint all that lol


i watched the series..she looks like a little mouse........



Actually a Big Headed mouse. How is she attractive. Even my dog dug a hole and put his head in it. What a waste of TV space. I hope they get rid of that show.
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Mon 12/31/07 04:07 PM
Topic: Big Trouble In Little China 1986
drinker Absolute Classic!
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Mon 12/31/07 04:05 PM
Topic: When is it the right time to move in.
Prenup! drinker
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Mon 12/31/07 03:51 PM
Topic: REQUIEM FOR A DREAM
Edited by UWannaBSpontaneous on Mon 12/31/07 03:59 PM
Your song is way better:

Oh my starry eyed surprise, sundown to sunrise
Dance all night
We're gonna dance all night
Dance all night to this DJ
Ah Sugar, dance all night to this DJ

drinker flowerforyou

But yes it's a good movie for its genre. Don't see if it you don't want to feel your heart get kicked a few times.

HNY
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Mon 12/31/07 03:48 PM
Topic: The Drink Game::

Like your hat!!!


It becomes me! Thank you..... HNY
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Mon 12/31/07 03:37 PM
Topic: HERE IN VIRGINIA
Dude! Thanks for the drinks!

Cheers! drinker

To many flowers for me to plant or put in the house though!

J
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Mon 12/31/07 03:32 PM
Topic: The Drink Game::
Beer Beer Beer Beer! Hef for me! AAAnd Tall too! As big as my hat please!
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Mon 12/31/07 02:48 PM
Topic: "NEW YEAR'S 2008 RESOLUTION"
I vow to not try and procrastinate. But I'm still thinking about it so I don't know!
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Mon 12/31/07 02:47 PM
Topic: It was great

neither ,,i would politly accept say thankyou but i have eaten ill save it for later:smile:


Then she'd regift it the following year!
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Mon 12/31/07 02:42 PM
Topic: United flight diverted to Pittsburgh due to groping?
Okay everybody drinker first before groping!

flowerforyou "I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet." cause it says so in my profile so there! Now where is my nener neener neener emoticon.
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Mon 12/31/07 02:38 PM
Topic: United flight diverted to Pittsburgh due to groping?

...This may be why none of you boys have regular sex! Or regular dates....


Oh! Snap! Tell me she just didn't go there? It's on now!
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Mon 12/31/07 02:34 PM
Topic: kalifornication.........
Go to the Hash House Harriers in your area. Then say the word "Head" wait and see what happens.

Trust me! You'll enjoy yourself.

On on,

They call me YPL in the Hash (no not the smoking kind)
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Mon 12/31/07 02:33 PM
Topic: United flight diverted to Pittsburgh due to groping?
When I get groped I always ask the pilot to loop around one more time before landing.
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Mon 12/31/07 02:30 PM
Topic: kalifornication.........
Head? Who said Head? I'll have some of that.
And I did.
And it was good.
And there was much rejoicing.
And then we *****d.
We *****d for hours
Uprooting trees and shubs.
Like vikings with horns on our heads.
Head? Who said head?


..... yada yada yada..... if you know the rest.
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Mon 12/31/07 02:19 PM
Topic: kalifornication.........
Heck! Why do I only get the 18 y/o trannies?

Must be my dress?

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Mon 12/31/07 01:08 PM
Topic: Make a New Years Wish to the one Above You

Here's to the best year of your life! Hope all of your wishes come true!!!flowerforyou


Here's hoping you have a Fairy Tale Ending for 2008.

flowerforyou drinker
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Mon 12/31/07 01:07 PM
Topic: Make a New Years Wish to the one Above You

i hope.......

you don't drop the soap.....

hehe i ryhmed.....


I hope you learn a new chord for the New Year!
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Mon 12/31/07 12:57 PM
Topic: OK this is a good one
Edited by UWannaBSpontaneous on Mon 12/31/07 01:03 PM


Butter...and a spare woman in case the first one gets tired!


Get's tired?? how can a blow-up doll get tired?/ Maybe the spare in case one deflates..but tired!!?? noway drinker smokin

(just joking bro! bigsmile )


Sung to: If I only had a brain!

Oh I got her in the mail
She looked a little pale
That vinyl gurl of mine

She came C.O.D.
She came just for me!
That inflatable girl of mine.

I patch holes twice a week
She's really quite unique
That vinyl girl of mine

And with 20 pounds of pressures
She is really quite the treasure
That inflatable girl of mine

Thank you thank you!


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Mon 12/31/07 12:50 PM
Topic: Sugar Mommas, Is it wrong?
"Well, I decided she was hot and.."

Dude! This is the only line my eyes went to (its a gift). The ending better be that there was sex involved. I only have time for 7 words in a post. Next!
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