Hey storm, hey lady, hey everyone else.

What you probly want to hear...Fight for him, give in and call him, he will answer this time. Once you finally get a hold of him, you will be able to talk things out rationally.

Here is what will happen. You'll call, and get mad at yourself because you feel like your acting desperate, and then get mad because you realize how many messages you left him. You get pissed that he hasn't contacted you, and when he finally does, you'll blow up on him.

Don't call him. As hard as it is, find something else to do with your time. He's probly having a blast right now, and is concentrating on that. Being pushy only works if you have perfect timing, and that is rare to never. this is why girls and guys invented girls and guy's night out. So that we don't have to sit there and wonder what the hell is going on. And in the grand scheme of things, 4 days isn't that long. It seems like forever, because its the begaining of a relastionship.

Just chill out and do something fun yourself.

I told you i would cook for you...

Just shamelessly flirting with Storm. About to go out and get stuff for dinner. Whats up with you?

You can't be that bad! Though come to think of it, the last fights i've gotten involved defending girls. Ehh, i'm getting to old for that stuff. I should totally put that i have an old fashion, over devolped sense of respect, and honor.

So, i figured i'll make dinner. You want japanese, itallian, french, or american? French and romanian take up to much damn time to cook.

Oh is it like the whole taming of the shrew type thing?

Btw, if anyone else calls you a shrew, i'll kick there ass :P

Why's that?

I agree. Does it really matter? If your both horny, and have feelings for eachother, it works out. I've never met a guy or girl who lost any amount of respect for the girl or guy because they had sex with them on the first, second or third date. Usually you get the respect loss from sleeping with people you don't care about.

Realisiticly, if you both have a good feeling about eachother and trust eachother enough to have sex, i doubt it will damage anything. Infact, a year into the relastionship, i doubt you will remember which day or number of times you gave it up. Though i understand some girls don't because they don't want to see themselfs as sluts. Most guys that are honorable, look past that and see who you are and decide, most dishonorable guys like sluts. So it doesn't matter to them.

What if he's bi curious, but still loyal to you. Like he found out he likes guys, so he will watch guy porn once in a while or try it out, but has no desire to sleep with any other guys or girls?

It just seems that when someone has any gay tendancy's, everyone thinks there going to sleep around with the first guy or girl they find, or go get involved with a super orgy.

Yea, i think your face and hair are alot prettier then hers anyways.

I got the mummy: the dragon emperor, The Dark Knight, and Shoot'em up, for a good follow up action flick. Not many good romantic flick's out lately. Though i could bring my guitar, and we could make one up. But its gotta involve you being annoyed by me, only to find that you never realized that you loved me deep down, or something like that!

It's called a threesome!

Bastard! so much for cuddling!

With you? Hell yes! I'll get the popcorn! We can crack jokes about tom cruise and that kate hudson chick!

I'm good. Kinda a bit lonely tonight. Anyone wanna come over?

Whats up everyone?

Like proper spelling and grammer?

I think a disclaimer would be good. I would go after all the rejects. It means there probly fun and good people.

A normal guy in this world is conceeded, jaded, condasending, ruthless and reserved. He is more likely to stare at your chest then your eyes, will place work as a priority, and follows most rules except the speed limit.

A normal girl in this world is *****y, judgemental, knows all the celeb gossip, is sweet and loving only when she finds the 'right' person which lasts only for a short while, and talks about her friends behind their backs. Oh and wears to much make up.

A f-uped guy is artistic, talented, lazy, jaded, has a good heart, doesnt care about money or power, is kind and generally has a mean vengence streak.

A f-uped girl has had a rough past, is hard as nail on the outside, but gives anyone a chance. Anyone who is trusting wins her soft side, which she shows the majority of the time to her friends and family.

Normal guy vs f-uped guy in a fight, f-uped guy always wins.

normal girl vs f-uped girl in a fight, f-uped girl always wins. Thus, f-uped people kick ass!

Here is a list of how these things can turn out to be romantic.

1. Being indecisive- on and off again behavior. You want us, you don't want us.....

The guy can't decide who he likes, so he broods over it. The woman, showing that she truely cares about him, does something special, like cooks for him every day, or helps him with his kid or personal problems. The man then falls deeply and desperately inlove with the woman. Another way is for the woman to discover the reason behind this, and then explain and show him that she is differnt, and the past is the past.

2. Saying that you want a good woman, then when a good woman comes along... you run off or you go for the b****h that treats you like a dog.

And then he realize's you where what he truely needs. Or the chick goes to win him back, and expose the b****ch as the cheating lieing jezabell she is! That or he did it to protect you in some undiscovered plot twist!

3. Never calling when you say you will. Women love to know that they are being thought of. If you say you will call us back, then please do.

She comes to value his independance, and realizes that she to, can't live only for him. She stops trying to please him, and thus becomes herself. Or.. He really is a secret agent, and he woud of told you, but then he would of had to kill you!

4. Assuming that every woman is the same. Just because your ex wife was a pain or cheated doesn't mean that all women are or will.

And the chick befriends him and shows that she is not like every other girl. Because lets face it, every single one of us believes everyone of the opposite sex is fundamentally the same. The notion of love is of course, finding the one person who you don't mind doing the bad things or doesn't do the bad things, but anyways...She talks him through his deep dark troubled past, and he comes out a clean man, which his ex wants back, only to stay loyal to you, proving against all odds to you that all men are not the same.

5. Flirting with others in our presence. Need I say more?

You ask him why, and in a tear filled 2 hour special, he reveals his dark and troubled past, which was that he was a fat kid, and got picked on, and now every chick thinks he's hot, and he just is still insecure and dealing with it. That, or he does something big, like serenades by singing something chickish like dave mathews band, infront of all his heavy metal friends. Thats a keeper...

6. Trash talking your ex. Just don't do it. LOL You don't want women to picture you talking about them that way, which is what happens.

guy and girl bond through there past expierences and vow never to do those things to eachother. When the oppertunity comes, the both stay strong. Thats like atleast 50 movies right there! Or, they find out what really happened, and the girl heals the guys heart. Happily ever after crap right here!

7. Not respecting a woman's time with her friends. If you don't want us to cut into guys night out time then don't do it to us.

She gets upset at first, and he backs off, then she asks him to hang out with her, and he says no, and they get into a fight, and she asks why he use to cut into her chick time, and he reveals that he feels better when he's around you, and that life itelf seems brighter, and he didnt want to give that up so easily. <-- i should write a script on that one. Also, girl gets pissy about it, till her ex boyfriend bubba ray ray jr shows up with his 500lb self all muscaled out, and girls BF steps in to save the day!

8. Trash talking other men. Keep the jealously to a minimum.

Insecurity plot line, totally. Women, you need to do the diggy thing more. Romance is totally a lost art. Also women loves guy. She thinks its cute he gets jelous, because she understands him and it says to her 'i never forget how good of a catch you are!"

9. Fishing for compliments. If we say that you are sexy then accept it and move on, don't ask us to explain it in depth to you ten times within a few minutes.

The flaws, the flaws. So girl shows guy good times, and resparks his confidence. He says "I took myself out of the game long ago. If you don't bet, you can't lose" then he says "but you bet on me, and made me want to be a better man". Ending scene is them getting engaged...AGAIN! ****ing Ashton kutcher. Oh yea, and umm...Girl finds it annoying, till she realizes he's trying to get her to tell the truth, and just wants her to be herself.

10. Don't be clingy and possessive. I guess you can refer to #7 on this one also.

My mind is to filled with sex atm. I think it has something to do with girl being reminded of her ex's in the past, and realizing that she really does have someone who cares enough about her not to blow her off. She takes solace in it, and shares her life with him. Or of course one day its gone, and she realizes how much she misses it, and try's to reconcile with him.


That concoludes my brief explination on how each of these flaws can turn into a romantic movie! In the mean time, i'm totally thinking of hooking up with mirror...Can you imagine the romance !!!!

kidding mirror, i love ya, really! Honest!

*disapears in a cloud of smoke*

Thats what we call romance.... Stay tuned for my next post to for show and tell....

P.S. Your hot!

I read that wrong...I thought you said tranny's

See, im a big fan of the 'ok lets date' method. It goes like this. Find a random girl, any girl, and tell her you want to try to make things work! If both party's are willing to try, there is a 23.54% chance that it will turn into a harem anime, and a 5.32% chance it will turn into the next ashton koucher movie...