Darkness?

Until you hit a tree?...lol

What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

The bad part is I can see that happening...lol

The R1 is a nice bike, but for your first crotch rocket I would go a little smaller, at least an older R6. I started out on dirt bikes myself, crotch rocket was fun but not as fun as a dirt bike, my compromise was a Honda XR650L that I set up for Supermoto. That was a fun bike! Too many idiots are on crotch rockets and you get lumped in to their group, I like being a little different...

If you ask a liar if they lie they will say no, if you ask the truth teller if they lie they will say no. If they always lie then ask them something that you can tell is a lie like are they breathing or something...lol

Since you are asking here about crotch rockets I would guess you do not have much experience with them. Have you rode much at all? The Kawasaki Ninja 250 is a great learners bike and you can pick them up for cheap (I had one given to me at one time), parts are interchangeable since they have not changed much through the years. There are some performance stuff out there for them and they will go. Get one of those to learn on/lay down a few times and then get a larger bike the next year and you will be able to sell off the ninja to the next person learning. Good Luck

The way that brings the best happiness, either to you or others...

The problem is the people who do lie as much as they breathe usually do so because the people around them allow it to happen. You might be able to see through their tales but for every girl like you there are probably 20 more who can not tell or do not care they are being lied to so it allows the person to keep his ego inflated so much he feels he will never be caught... Just my 2 cents...

That is just an old tale, his teeth were Ivory...

No one is perfect, when you find the right person for you then they will not care about false teeth or contacts or what ever. I do not know how I would feel right now because as far as I know I have never dated anyone with false teeth but I suppose if they slept in them and brushed them like normal I might not know...lol.

Hard to figure out the riddle when it is not complete I guess... I am more confused now...lol

To the people who think one ethnicity is sexier than theirs is because the sexy one is more rare where you live, exotic to you. But if you get to know the personality instead of just the skin then you will see that is where the true sexiness resides...

I am just saying do not limit yourself...

You can ask them anything that you already know the correct answer to, if you are sure they are friends then you could ask them who their friend is...

V?

LOL...yes, how about this one then:

Two fathers and two sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only three fishes?

A guy is six feet tall, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 11 shoes. What does he weigh?

LOL...I was close

When I was a kid, the neighbor lady was a b!tch so I thought I would tell her so...on the side of her car. But I did not want to damage the car so I put plastic wrap on the side before spray painting the word...lol Talk about being mad...lol She still was not happy even after she found out it was on the plastic but I got a good laugh (and my butt beat when I got home).

Hard to get by the dirty thought answer, besides...in the mornings that is saluting...

Otherwise the only answer that I can think of is a pink clothes hanger that his wife/girlfriend hung then on for him because guys do not have pink hangers...lol

LOL...I thought you stumped me for a minute... NOTHING
Dead men eat nothing, if a living man eats nothing then he will die...