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Sat 02/12/11 09:35 PM
LOL...yes, how about this one then:

Two fathers and two sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only three fishes?

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Sat 02/12/11 08:31 PM
A guy is six feet tall, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 11 shoes. What does he weigh?

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Sat 02/12/11 08:14 PM
LOL...I was close

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Sat 02/12/11 08:08 PM
When I was a kid, the neighbor lady was a b!tch so I thought I would tell her so...on the side of her car. But I did not want to damage the car so I put plastic wrap on the side before spray painting the word...lol Talk about being mad...lol She still was not happy even after she found out it was on the plastic but I got a good laugh (and my butt beat when I got home).

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Sat 02/12/11 08:04 PM

You'll like this one:

"Whats pink and hangs out men's pants in the morning?"
Hard to get by the dirty thought answer, besides...in the mornings that is saluting...

Otherwise the only answer that I can think of is a pink clothes hanger that his wife/girlfriend hung then on for him because guys do not have pink hangers...lol

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Sat 02/12/11 07:35 PM

I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die.
LOL...I thought you stumped me for a minute... NOTHING
Dead men eat nothing, if a living man eats nothing then he will die...

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Sat 02/12/11 07:27 PM
A violin or a sand dial (like for timing in games like scrabble)

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Sat 02/12/11 07:16 PM



Seems like twilight got a collection of Riddles
That is cool, keeps the head thinking...


By reading her profile, i got an impression that she's poetic.!

Bring it on Twilights., we r waitin for next
Good taste in music (Led Zeppelin shirt and Rolling Stones lyrics)

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Sat 02/12/11 07:01 PM
Ran across the site somehow...not sure.. but it seemed like a good group of people...

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Sat 02/12/11 06:59 PM

Seems like twilight got a collection of Riddles
That is cool, keeps the head thinking...

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Sat 02/12/11 06:54 PM
Match stick...too easy...lol

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Sat 02/12/11 06:49 PM
I am not sure how to take a picture of my patience but my son has definitely broke mine...lol

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Sat 02/12/11 06:42 PM


ooooOOooo...you are good!


How about "I travel around the world while staying in one corner"



It must be light.. Damn.! but it never stays at one corner.. Is it the corner seat of plane..??
How about a postage stamp...

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Sat 02/12/11 09:03 AM
People are talking about how bad the stuff is on TV here, but the people who make the shows are criticized if they try to copy the old stuff... they say they lack imagination or their own idea and are just copying an older show. So the only thing they can do is try to "one up" the last big hit that came out. Before when someone on the TV was beat up, you might see the people go into a back alley or something and the viewers would see their shadows fighting, then came the staged fighting but that was not even enough so they had to make sure the people were overly bloody. Then the TV people had to go beyond that to make it bloody in new ways that most people have never even thought of doing to another person but when that has lost the shock factor they are working on 3D movies to make the guts look like they are flying right at you. I guess the only thing left is to have actual blood and guts fly at you while watching a show, or go third world and watch live tortures... This seems to be the way things are headed because it is what is selling I guess...

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Fri 02/11/11 11:05 PM


If the matchmaker is gone and Lex is the only one with questions perhaps Lex could post them in the thread, people could answer them and judge for ourselves if we think someone would be compatible. Others could always offer recommendations after looking at the responses.



These are the questions she sent me and which I answered:

1. Your match should be a)girl only b)guy only c)im open to either
Girl

2. What age range should she be
25-35 but I am not a stickler on that

3. She should be a)white b)black c)doesnt matter
Does not matter

4. Are u looking for a girl with a certain hair color
As long as she has hair it is good...

5. Are u looking for a certain eyecolor
Any but bloodshot I guess...

6. Are u looking for a girl of a certain height
Under 6 foot I guess

7. Are you looking for a girl of a certain weight?
Weight does not mean as much as fitness

8. Should she be a virgin?
LOL...Never thought of this as an option, but either would be ok I guess.

9. Should she smoke?
No

1 and 9 I guess are the only ones I care about, these are more about the physical match but there is so much about the mental or emotional match that is missing and can change your ideas of who you are looking for I would think if that makes any sense...

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Fri 02/11/11 10:48 PM
That was cool, but he needed someone to sing along with him...

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Fri 02/11/11 05:41 PM
No questions here either...lol I guess I did not make the cut...lol

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Fri 02/11/11 05:39 PM
LMAO...That is like Animal Planet version of Cheaters...lol

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Fri 02/11/11 01:59 PM


I'm curious..what are the rules that u go by?


Don't believe anything anybody says.



Does that mean that the people who says there are online rules do not have rules and the ones who say they do not have online rules really do?...lol

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Fri 02/11/11 01:36 PM

I love all holidays! Make more holidays so I can celebrate more please!
Everyday can be a holiday, you just have to name it yourself. Friday and Humpday (Wednesday) are commonly celebrated now every week...lol