What stuff (of yours or of others) have your kids broke?

& If you have a picture please share!!!

My wallet and social life. LOL

I am not sure how to take a picture of my patience but my son has definitely broke mine...lol

Shorter list...what hasen't he broke!

He put his sandwich in the VCR

flushed (or tried to) flush all the hand towels

feed the fish 2 whole jars of food (they lived)

"watered" my plants with febreeze (they died)

just to name a few...

My car!

I have 3 kids...two of them decided to get into my car(which was sitting on a hill)by climbing through my driver window.My daughter(the brain)convinced my son(the brawn)to get into the driver seat and go for a car ride.He put down the ebrake and I heard a crash...the car had rolled backwards down the driveway,across the culd de sac,over the curb and crashed into a parked van

Incase ur wondering where I was...I had just got my disabled daughter off the bus and into the house when I heard the crash.

The most amazing thing of it all is they were 1 1\2 and 2 1\2 yrs old and they had seat belts on!

LoL!...why would this interest u?

Are you kidding there are websites dedicated to this subject alone. When you're having a lousy day its nice to see you're not alone and its actually pretty laughable.

Try going to sh*tmykidsruined.com

My daughter broke one of my favorite fishing poles. Yes I was angry, but I had to forgive her. Kids are special!

The leg off their bed, then they tried to duck tape it back on.
One thing duck tape dosen't work on.

My son broke a complete set

of my VERY favorite dinnerware!

He lifted the drying rack they were on

trying to show me he was a big boy.

Craaassh!!!

I left the kitchen,

couldn't bear to look at the sight.

Took a deep breath, returned to the scene,

and cleaned it all up.

I wanted to cry,

but I thought about how bad he must have felt.

They were toddlers and quite clever!!!



Thank God, they were not harmed.

She didn't break anything this time but it an entertaining story....now it is, anyway.

When my oldest was about 18 months old, she got herself out of the crib before either my ex or I woke up, usually she got into bed with us then but not this particular morning..... I woke up not being able to breathe too well, ran into the living room and found her with a big container of baby powder that she was pouring out and rubbing all over herself. Then I looked at my tv, coffee table and sneakers...she went into the refrigerator and took out an eight pack of yogurt....and used it as finger paints all over everything.

My boss didn't believe me when I told him I was late for work because I had to go to the store and buy a new pair of sneakers because a full container of yogurt was poured into my right sneaker.

A timber stair case, a couch, a saucepan, a door, various windows...the tap in the shower...and all in the same evening... yep...the then 15 year old Kevin had a party whilst his younger siblings and I were away over night...

and none of it was obvious....at first.

Bummer I have 6 and its more a question of what havent they broken..

they like to make bombs, and racing madly through my home, so really almost everything at sometime has been broken.

My boy (14 at the time) had a field trip mountain biking with

his PE class. At the Time I live in The Pacific Northwest,

(Bellingham , Washington).

He asked to use my mountain bike , ($2000.00 Kona)

I figured , what can a 125 lb. boy do is a few hours of riding.

So , I let him go.

OMG !!!

He came home with what was left of my bike .

It looked like it was ran over by a truck ...

I was soooooooooooooooo pissed ....

Forgiveness has healing properties.
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