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Mon 12/10/07 08:42 PM
Buy her a real pretty plant and a gift card for something girlie and a couple cd's

If you miss on creativity..try to make up with quantity:)

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Mon 12/10/07 08:40 PM

I have been sober all twenty-three years of my life and I've had a few drinks in my life but I can never bring myself to like it. I hate the taste of alcohol. On top of that I've seen enough drunk people, heard enough drunk stories, and been to enough funerals. Every now and again I'm confronted by someone whom raves how awesome alcohol is and how awesome it is to be drunk.

What's the point?
What's the purpose?

As I see it alcohol is overrated. A waste of time, money, and life in general.


Guess The alcohol business isn't gonna give you anything for Christmas

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Mon 12/10/07 08:39 PM
What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?



A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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Mon 12/10/07 08:28 PM

Following the Christmas Spirit Myers.


What did the Blind, Retarded, Deaf Girl get for Christmas...?






....






Cancer.


That is just so wrong, your gonna have to say 10 hale marries for that.

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Mon 12/10/07 08:27 PM
well, everyone is looking for something..someone different. Maybe this person is not looking for a long distance relationship...........who knows, just don't dwell on it

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Mon 12/10/07 08:25 PM


guess that gives me something to look forward to. Nice to see happy "OLD" people out there, LOL


LOL..dude they have done wonders with Geritol!!!! laugh
laugh

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Mon 12/10/07 08:24 PM
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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Mon 12/10/07 08:18 PM

what the hell? that made no sense.....

how many male sexiest pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none, thats the b1tch's job!

what the hell? that made no sense..... LOL

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Mon 12/10/07 08:17 PM
why did the chicken cross the street?







Because it was in my stomach.

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Mon 12/10/07 08:15 PM

Post em up. I'll start.



Why did the Little Boy Fall off the Swing?




Because he had no arms.






noway

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Mon 12/10/07 08:14 PM
guess that gives me something to look forward to. Nice to see happy "OLD" people out there, LOL

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Mon 12/10/07 08:07 PM
The same thought will probably cross his mind about every ten miles. Don't worry so much

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Mon 12/10/07 08:06 PM
..and I am fresh out of tissues to hand out, LOL

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Mon 12/10/07 08:05 PM
Daytona..I feel sorry for you already:)

Say hello to my hometown for me

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Mon 12/10/07 08:03 PM
Johnny is in it....of course you cant wait, LOL

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Mon 12/10/07 07:59 PM
I want a double

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Mon 12/10/07 07:55 PM
well, if your the helpful type. I have some house cleaning you can do for me, LOL

Tell her to get on the ball.

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Mon 12/10/07 07:51 PM

i am talking about relationship and despreation and alot of feelings,,,,, i can never turn off the game


not a game, life is a contact sport, sounds like you need better pads.

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Mon 12/10/07 07:47 PM
some might say that a $5 wager is not exactly showing a lot of confidence though:)

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Mon 12/10/07 07:37 PM
It almost sounds like deep down you are unsure of what you want. I think you should remain friends for a while and see if he becomes a little less gun shy towards you