A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,
"Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for
weeks now."

He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix
the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my
forehead? I don't think so."

"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."

To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have
Westinghouse written on my forehead?
I don't think so."

"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front
door? They're about to break."

"I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says.
"Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't
think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!"

So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. He starts to feel
guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help
out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed.
As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is
working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.
"Honey, how'd this all get fixed?"

She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a
nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do
all the repairs, and all I had to do was
either screw him or bake him a cake."

He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?"

She replied, "Hellooooo... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my
forehead?"

excellent.

funny lol

Glad Yall Enjoying The Laughs....Love To All,,,,

too d@mned funny........

now that's what I call funny

Funny! LMAO

GOOD ONE REALLY GOOD

lmao!!

very funny

PADOW,,hell my forehead,,NOT,,lol

Nice!

Who's Forehead Next

that will teach him huh?