There was a little boy who lived on a farm. One morning when he got up
from bed his mother told him he needed to start doing his chores around
the farm.

The little boy said he would take over the chores for his dad. So he
went to the barn and milked the cow when he was done he kicked the cow
right in the ass. Then he went and fed the pig, when he was done he
kicked the pig in the ass. Then he went to feed the chicken, when he was
done he kicked the chicken in the ass.

After the chores were done the little boy went into the house and said
to his mother "The chores are done I want some breakfast".
So the mom put a dry bowl of cereal down in front of the little boy, he
said, "What about the milk?", and the mother replied "You can't have any
milk because you kicked the cow in the ass". The little boy said, "Well
how about some bacon?" the mother replied, "You can't have any bacon
because you kicked the pig in the ass". The little boy said "Can I at
least have an egg?" The mother replied, "No, you kicked the chicken in
the ass".

In walks his father, who kicked the cat, and the little boy said to his
mother "Do you want to tell him or should I?"

Love the jokes... keep 'em coming!