1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird'

I just read this and had to say that is too funny!! Some of them I think
could scar a man for life!@!@

lol true

haha thats funny

Thanks Yall It feels good to know yall laughing.......Love to all here

that is hilarious!!

thats funny shit right there I have one for you to add I make a tic tac
look big

coming around again

OMG... THAT'S FREAKIN HILARIOUS!

OH MY I AM SO LIKE GUILTY FOR AT LEAST THREE OF THEM I KNOW LETS SEE' UM
3,23,10 YUP I SAID IT BUT I DIDNT MEANT TOO... OK YES I DID. SORRY
DAMN

who else ,,lmao

hey I said Naked,,lol

LOL, I have THOUGHT most of those but I don't remember saying them!
Had a boyfriend, or 2, like that once!!!