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Handbook 2009
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Handbook sounds like some online wank site.
Of course, I'm just a perv. 
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....(Col. Schultz) Wow. Schultz got a promotion.
I guess nice guys can get ahead. I mean, nice Nazi guys..um...never mind. |
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Hogan!!!!!!!!!! What is the meaning of this??? 
Nicely played, sir. |
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Maybe a self destruct sequence. I seem to have found one for some past relationships.
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...and Fear and Loathing's thread has been totally hijacked....
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I do know how to say "Don't shoot, I give up," in Russian. You can't be too careful.
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Damn! I'll never get my German merit badge!
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Here's my only other sentence I can muster:
Das wetter en Seattle ist seher lousig heute. Ach!!!!! |
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flekken hell.
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spot
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Mein mantel ist schmutzigen! Ich habe ein flekken auf mein mantel!
Sorry. I was just playing German...and very badly at that. |
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Topic:
Who has a passport?
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passports are good..mmmmkay.
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Topic:
Have you ever just left
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Back before cell phones, I had a girl that had her friends "magically" show up and she decided to go with them...in front of a crowd of people in a crowded restaurant, no less. Needless to say, I wished 200 pounds of fat upon her...and boils...and uncontrollable flatulence.
Classy chick, huh? Not nearly hot enough to be that much of a *****. |
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Topic:
a little funny for all
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I do know the difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky uses a feather and perverted used the whole chicken!
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My supermodel-ish dentist can put me to sleep and take advantage of me ANYTIME! Cancel that - I'd rather be awake.
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I can tell you that people may scan over profiles, if they read them at all. I have received about three comments on my, by choice, fictitously disturbing profile. Truthfully, just write anything. It doesn't really seem to matter.
200 pounds, by the way. |
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I truly, truly hope this is real.
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Topic:
Ain't it about time
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I'll agree to "dis"agree. nurk nurk
as Ralphie Wiggum would say on "The Simpsons": "Me fail English? That's unpossible. |
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Topic:
Ain't it about time
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Maybe I should try decaf.....
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Topic:
Ain't it about time
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hold in contempt [ant: esteem]
see above: you can't contempt anyone or esteem anyone either. Ironically, one of your exhibits of evidence shows the correct usage. I digress, however. Everyone knows the real purpose for the internet is PORN! 
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