Community > Posts By > huskydogowner
Topic:
Whiners Warehouse
Edited by
huskydogowner
on
Sun 02/22/09 12:40 PM
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Lumber, paint, fake tattoo parlors, fake El Caminos to lure said hillbillies into trap. Behind fake town is a catapault to fire them into ocean.
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Topic:
Whiners Warehouse
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Boobs on the moon. Also good for the guys with ED.
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Topic:
Whiners Warehouse
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I need volunteers to help me build a fake neighborhood to fool the hillbilly neighbors...like Rock Ridge in "Blazing Saddles", any helpers?
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Topic:
Whiners Warehouse
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No one is buying my house and my neighbors are all hillbilly morons...wait, I think I see the problem.
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Topic:
Let's DO something!!!!
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(thread warming up slightly)
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Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing. And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... For life is quite absurd And death's the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow. So always look on the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath Life's a piece of **** When you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. You'll see it's all a show Keep 'em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the right side of life... (Come on guys, cheer up!) Always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the bright side of life... (Worse things happen at sea, you know.) Always look on the bright side of life... (I mean - what have you got to lose?) (You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!) Always look on the right side of life... Already required for my funeral. |
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Are some girls from Atlanta cling peaches?
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Edited by
huskydogowner
on
Sun 02/22/09 11:07 AM
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Some girl that looked just like Chris Farley as the lunch lady.
I know, I'm shallow. One of my requirements for a woman is that I am not horrified by her, call me crazy. |
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Topic:
What's your type?
Edited by
huskydogowner
on
Sun 02/22/09 11:03 AM
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Eyes: Yes. Two a plus.
Hair: Yes. None on back, please. Skin: Yes. Feathers also considered. Hands & Feet: Yes. Appropriate number of each for locomotion and grooming/feeding. 10 fingers/toes with bonus for 5:5 split. 6:4 also considered. Face: Yes. Face required. Ht/Wt: Yes. Must be three dimensional Body: Yes. Must have a corporal body. No spirits. Must be organ appropriate. All internal organs must be internal. ANY TAKERS? P.S. NO PENISES! |
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Super hot - clingy not noticed
Not hot at all - clingy accentuated |
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Topic:
I want to date.
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Well, since you're on a web site where everybody is all talk and no action, my guess would be NO.
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Topic:
Avoiding someone
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Have you ever avoided someone because you were interested in them? Yep. Those damned pesky restraining orders..........joke, joke I kid, I kid. |
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Topic:
Let's DO something!!!!
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Been there a few times. Some girls from work used to like to go and see Shane Cobain do his Elvis thing. Plus, alcohol is muy bueno.
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Edited by
huskydogowner
on
Thu 02/19/09 08:34 PM
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I got a break up e-mail once. That was bad enough, but she sent it four times (by accident, she said). D'oh!
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Quite a few of those on here. They come on here to prck tease the lowly singles. |
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Topic:
True or False
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I think some people fudge the truth a little. Especially those that may be nearing the "best by date" when it comes to potential relationships. Some people say they have "a few extra pounds", but they neglect to say a few extra pounds......ON THE MOON.
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Hell if I know. I'll let you know if and when it happens.
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Zager and Evans (2525)
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Topic:
Let's DO something!!!!
Edited by
huskydogowner
on
Wed 02/18/09 11:01 PM
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Woo Hoo! You're elected social chairman! Congratulations. Somewhere centrally located...hmmmmm. U-District? Wallingford?
Pioneer Square? Bar trivia night somewhere (my personal strong suit) hmmmm...... p.s. buy my house |
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Penalty for early withdrawal.
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