That may be true, but I'm only concerned with folks in the Seattle metropolitan area. Omaha is way too far away to go for drinks.
Thanks anyway.

I'm in. Who cares to come up with a good idea for a place/event?
I'm presently bored to death.

I like fingerpuppet. Entirely different as a noun and a verb.

This is the part where you talk to us. It's okay, we're really nice and a really safe distance away.

Here are some examples of my advanced intelligence. If the women don't flock to me now, they never will!

Once I read a headline in the paper that said "Tacoman robs area bank" I was thinking to myself...who is this Mexican master villain, and why haven't I heard of him before? It was then I realized that a person from Tacoma is a Tacoman.....Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

One other time I was having my sink refinished. I was heading to Vegas early the next morning, so I was doing my dishes. Uh oh, the sink isn't draining. Can't have your sink refinished if it's full of dishwater.
So...I grab a coathanger, straighten it out and try to break up the clog. I'm congratulating myself on how nicely the sink is draining until I see the large puddle forming on the kitchen floor.
I had poked a hole in the drain. Next, I'm brilliantly holding a coffee mug under the drain to catch the water as it comes out....duh.
Thank goodness for 24 hour plumbers.

Yes. The airport bar...quite likely the only thing to make transatlantic flights suck a little less. The only time a $6 beer seems reasonable.

Like the old joke says "Hell, I'm tellin' everybody!"

Yeah, I'm sure it was some set policy, or some cop was watching, or the checker was legally blind....but I got carded buying beer today at 47!!!
Sure it's dumb, but I'm still telling everybody!

Buy my house.

My anus is gassy too.

pointless trivia

Gotta love the accent. I was just in London for New Years. I thought that was you! What part of London? My friends are in Chiswick.

I'm so ugly my face can stop sh!t in mid air.

Lots of interracial here in the Seattle area. No one even bats an eye. I, myself, feel perfectly comfortable being rejected by all races and creeds.

True about Britney. If it wasn't for horrible musical taste she would just be the cute girl in the Dairy Queen drive thru.

and.........Celine Dion...holy crap....I would appreciate it if the Canadian matchstick would stop screaming at me over the radio.

American Idol...The world's largest karoake contest...am proud to say I've never seen it.
This is why the terrorists hate us.

which one of the girls are you?

MC Mayo Nayz

My Valentine's Day Haiku to...myself.
(Bamboo flute music playing over the sound of a babbling brook)

You're alone again
Pull your head out of your a$$
Don't be such a wuss.

Today is my dog Brody's 13th birthday. Woohoo!

True dat.

Kendra Wilkinson probably thinks Dane Cook is HYSTERICAL. Game, set, match.