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Mon 10/12/20 02:40 PM
Topic: Can U Name 3 Thingz that Make YoU HaPPy - part 2
People who UNDERSTAND forum topics
Making fun of people who DON'T UNDERSTAND forum topics
Getting on peoples nerves who don't see that I'm doing it purposely bigsmile
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Mon 10/12/20 02:34 PM
Topic: what u looking for here? - part 9
New camo for deer hunting and 350 legend rifle
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Sun 10/11/20 09:02 AM
Topic: What's for dinner tonight? - part 3
Walleye we caught last night, potatoes and corn
And if I'm a good boy a brownie for dessert.....so it's not likely I'll have a brownie tears
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Thu 10/08/20 12:46 PM
Topic: What's for dinner tonight? - part 3
Leftovers
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Thu 10/08/20 12:45 PM
Topic: Can U Name 3 Thingz that Make YoU HaPPy - part 2
Not having a car loan
Not having a mortgage
Not having credit card debt
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Wed 10/07/20 03:52 PM
Topic: What's for dinner tonight? - part 3
Grilled cheese burger, potatoes, coke and a brownie
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Tue 10/06/20 07:14 PM
Topic: What's for dinner tonight? - part 3
Venison tenderloin and roasted potatoes
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Mon 10/05/20 03:50 PM
Topic: What was your first thought this morning? - part 5
I need to get that deer butchered today
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Sun 10/04/20 07:12 PM
Topic: Do you give out your number to anyone?
Heck no I don't give my number out. I heard you are ALL a bunch of serial killers. Or was it cereal a bunch of killers at breakfast???? laugh
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Sun 10/04/20 05:44 PM
Topic: what u looking for here? - part 9
I hate being disappointed so I don't want anything here. bigsmile
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Sun 10/04/20 05:42 PM
Topic: Can U Name 3 Thingz that Make YoU HaPPy - part 2
Starry nights
Campfires
Hunting
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Sun 09/27/20 06:17 PM
Topic: what u looking for here? - part 9
Lasagna
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Thu 09/24/20 06:12 PM
Topic: what u looking for here? - part 9
pancakes with blueberry syrup, bacon and coffee
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Thu 09/24/20 02:50 PM
Topic: Paid Sex vs one night stand ....???
Edited by Smartazzjohn on Thu 09/24/20 02:51 PM
I charge by the hour for sex. Any reservations made for 4 to 8 hours would be considered a "one night stand", anything less than 4 hours wouldn't be considered a "one night stand".
I do have weekly rates for women who want more than a "one night stand". There is a per diem included in the weekly rate. bigsmile

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Wed 09/23/20 05:38 PM
Topic: Paid Sex vs one night stand ....???


I kinda like to have only one night stand beside my bed. laugh


Two is better, one on each side... it helps keep chi energy balanced. bigsmile


Do you have a roll of toilet paper on each side of the toilet so you can have a chi whiz? laugh
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Sun 09/20/20 04:26 PM
Topic: WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT??? - part 3
Women want to be happy.

End of report. tongue2
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Sun 09/20/20 07:26 AM
Topic: What was your first thought this morning? - part 5
Edited by Smartazzjohn on Sun 09/20/20 07:26 AM
My 1st thought was it's too early to be thinking. yawn
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Sat 09/19/20 05:19 PM
Topic: what would u do if u found the person above u in your bed - part 9
ask her if she wants to feel me to see if I feel OK. rofl
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Sat 09/19/20 01:24 PM
Topic: what would u do if u found the person above u in your bed - part 9
Lock the doors and turn the lights down low
Put some music on that's soft and slow
Tell her we ain't got no place to go
I hope you understand

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Thu 09/17/20 05:45 PM
Topic: What was your first thought this morning? - part 5
Woke up on the couch at 3am so my 1st thought was I need to pee and go to bed.
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