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Wed 08/12/20 09:18 AM
Chicken Marsala, either breaded and fried zucchini or steamed broccoli and a salad.

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Mon 08/10/20 08:53 AM
Morning coffee on the deck
Having no dependents (besides my dog)
Having the time to go hunting and fishing when I want.

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Sun 08/09/20 08:30 PM
Tell her she wouldn't kill me......she wuvs me too much. (she just doesn't it yet)

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Sun 08/09/20 12:34 PM
I'm a virgin so I don't which is better. :angel:

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Sun 08/09/20 12:32 PM
Fish.....I froze some that I caught last month.

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Sun 08/09/20 12:30 PM
First thought....why can't the dog wait to go outside until I'm ready to get up.

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Sun 08/09/20 12:28 PM
Find out where she is ticklish tongue2

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Fri 08/07/20 07:39 PM
Tell her there are better ways to deescalate the situation.pitchfork

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Fri 08/07/20 05:59 PM
Smash her phone. tongue2 tongue2

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Fri 08/07/20 02:21 PM

Just dont be wiggling your "worm" around my pillow!


So it's OK if I wiggle somewhere else?

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Thu 08/06/20 06:43 PM
I only have one small worm but it's now getting used for fish bait.laugh
We fish with lures rather than live bait. tongue2 tongue2

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Thu 08/06/20 04:25 PM
Ask her if she wants to go fishing. winking

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Thu 08/06/20 03:41 PM
Pandemic? What pandemic??? laugh

I seriously do believe it's probably true Gen Z and Millennials are being hit harder mentally and financially. I think the reason is because many of their parents never let them struggle/fail, never let them solve their own problems as kids and provided them with a "safe space" rather than the tools to deal with problems as REAL adults. These ill equipped people don't know how to deal with the bully in the form of a virus mentally. financially or responsibly IMO.

Maybe these people who's age chronologically makes them adults can sell all their "participation trophies" to raise money.
Oh wait, not having those "participation trophies" might further hurt their mental stability. whoa

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Thu 08/06/20 09:55 AM

Sex that’s paid is like buying a product more you pay better quality


I have no idea if that's a true statement. You seem to be speaking from experience so I have a couple of questions. What is the going rate for basic, better, good and great sex???? Is there a site where there are reviews of the "quality" of those services???? whoa

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Wed 08/05/20 05:59 PM
Tell her to have fun......I'd rather catch and eat walleye.

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Wed 08/05/20 05:29 PM

NOT TO BE YELLED AT! LOL


Did you say something???? spock

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Wed 08/05/20 05:26 PM
Tell her to go back to sleep...I'd rather go fishing at night.yawn

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Wed 08/05/20 05:26 PM
Tell her to go back to sleep...I'd rather go fishing at night.yawn

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Wed 08/05/20 04:01 PM
First thought....good, I have a body ache, that must mean I'm still alive.
(How is that for having an optimistic attitude?? laugh )

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Wed 08/05/20 03:58 PM

I've joked in this thread about wanting to be treated like a goddess. There's partial truth to that, haha. Although after today at work... NO!!! That's not what I want slaphead laugh



Goddesses are mythological......are you saying you no longer want to be the myth you wanted to be????? rofl rofl