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tickle her until she pees.
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Wake her up and tell her it's time to go to Vegas.
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Ribs, double baked cheesy potato and asparagus
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Guns and chocolate I bet you'd go ga ga over a chocolate gun.
I got one for Valentine's 
Just ONE???? You need a Valentine who isn't so cheap!!!!
Did you at least get some chocolate bullets too? 
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Guns and chocolate I bet you'd go ga ga over a chocolate gun.
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Freaking fantabulous
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Warm days
Warm nights Hot fishing.
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A sexy woman with a French maid outfit. She doesn't even have to know how to clean a house.
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I don't think they all want the same thing, but I do know one thing they all don't want: Me
You too? Damn, I thought I was the only man they all didn't want.
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Edited by
Smartazzjohn
on
Wed 05/06/20 06:15 PM
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You want people who annoy you to land on a hard surface??? Oh my!!!!
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I heard along with a membership they were giving a free roll of toilet paper, a free bottle of sanitizer, free access to Mingle's movie channel, immunity from bad mouthing any politician of your choice, free transportation to Mingle's buffet dinner held at the luxurious Mingle Hilton, free subscription to Mingle's own daily newspaper, 1 free session with Mingle's Psychiatrist, 1 month of free legal help from Mingle's public defender, and 1 free bottle of Mingle vitamins. All this on the condition you can survive a walk on a dark night along Canada's own "walk of fear" more commonly known as Rosie's scenic cliff walk.
you silly goose! lots of time twiddling your thumbs I see
Listen my dear friend poetry, I only push people off the cliff if they annoyed me. 
Do you take people who annoy you to the Georgian Bay cliffs in the Bruce Peninsula so they have a softer landing in the water????? 
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I joined for the Mingle Manhattan....whiskey, sweet vermouth and bitter women.
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Frisky
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um you might want to edit that
I'm making chicken cordon bleu and need one of those meat pounders to flatten out the chicken breast
I used a can, worked almost as well.
I use a rolling pin....I put the meat in a freezer bag and start whacking it until it's ready then if "comes" out of the bag.
A woman to help whack my meat. 
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My body hurts, especially my back.
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Every women is an individual. Want to know what she wants, ask her. That only works if the woman is honest and never changes her mind. My experience has shown that the chances of a woman having both those qualities is between slim and none.
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Edited by
Smartazzjohn
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Mon 05/04/20 11:40 AM
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A larger car with a lot of trunk space. Get a truck then you'll have an 8 foot bed that never has to be made.
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Disappointed, went fishing and the wind got so bad in the blink of an eye and we had to go back in fighting 2 and 3 foot waves heading into the wind.
Grateful we got back safely which is the most important thing and the boat did better than expected in those conditions. |
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I joined years ago to find a perfect man... 
I'm a perfect fool.....will that work for you?
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Inspired. Yeah, I have the effect on people!!!
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