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Edited by
Smartazzjohn
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Tue 08/04/20 06:03 PM
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Sex??? I think I remember sex. It's that the thing people did before they get married...right????
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A woman is mystery
A man just can't understand Sometimes all it takes to please her Is the touch of your hand And other times you gotta take it slow And hold her all night long Heaven knows there's so many ways A man can go wrong 
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Yell PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!!! After I swing the pillow at her butt.
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Test the taser I bought to see if it really works as advertised.
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"Do you give out your number to anyone?"
Numbers aren't proprietary so they can't be owned therefore they can't be given to anyone.  |
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Topic:
Satisfaction
Edited by
Smartazzjohn
on
Mon 07/13/20 05:19 PM
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Some peoples theme song is "I can't get no satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones....and some of them look like Mick Jagger
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Go get the voodoo doll that looks like her and an endless supply of pins to stick in it.
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Go outside and check the address to make sure I'm in the right house.
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Start sing.....
Put your head on my shoulder Whisper in my ear, baby Words I want to hear 
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Wake her up so she quits drooling on the pillow.
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I wondered how my fishing partners hand was doing. He had to go to the ER to get a fishhook removed last night.
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Grateful that I have more than I need.
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Get a spray bottle with water and spritz her until she wakes up....and then run like the wind.
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My back feels better
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Drinking coffee on the deck
The smell of freshly cut grass Seeing the plants in my garden getting bigger |
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Give her a kiss on the cheek and say goodnight.....I'm not saying which cheek.
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Catching walleye
Cooking walleye Eating walleye |
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As long as they aren't a demanding parasite that expects me to pay for everything I'm pretty flexible. Been down that road and I'm steering clear of it now. This topic isn't about what you or any other man feel or think or demand or refuse to do. The OP -a man- inquired what WOMEN really want, with genuine interest. So not the place for man's anti-woman rants and projections, nor the sexual fantasy you posted earlier. It wasn't a "rant" and I'm not in any way "anti-woman". I'm under no obligation to post comments you approve of and as much as you aren't obligated to post comments anyone else approves of. But unlike you I'm able to ignore post I don't don't feel are germane to a topic. Have a nice day. |
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As long as they aren't a demanding parasite that expects me to pay for everything I'm pretty flexible. Been down that road and I'm steering clear of it now.
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Tired, I was outside filleting fish until 230 this morning.
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