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Time to get up and pee, have a cup of coffee, get the boat ready to go fishing, have another cup of coffee, water the garden, have another cup of coffee and then take a nap.
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Someone to cut my lawn and help around the house. I want the same thing from a woman....and so they can do laundry, dishes and vacuum while wearing a French maid outfit while wearing heels 
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Tell her to be here at 630 so we can fish until 1100 and be back here by 1230.
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Roasted herb potatoes and walleye cooked in butter and evoo
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Ask her if she wants to go fishing.
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Id give myself a massage. Every muscle in my body aches after moving and mowing lawns. Pull the covers over my head and do some exploring. 
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My first thought was "I wish stores would have their "senior shopping hour" at night so I didn't have to set my alarm to get up early.
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I feel like the two stores I shop at need to put a limit on how much yeast people can buy. Who'd of thought there would be yeast shortage????
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^^^ aww not to worry, john.. you are the best and no one could be best-er than you.    Oh come on now, don't exaggerate. I'm not the best or the worst. So....Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you, And I'm wondering what it is I should do, It's so hard to keep this smile from my face, Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place, Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
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WOW.....JUST WOW!!!!!!!!
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I'm looking for woman to realize she could do much worse than me.
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I don't know if they have a face mask that won't fog up glasses but if you find out they do let me know please.  I have yet to try a remedy that a mingler told me about. Put shaving cream on them. I don't have any. I just put up with it. Some people don't realize that this is a deadly virus. If you put a thin layer of soap on your lenses and let it dry to film and then buff them clean it usually stops them from fogging. It works for me when I wear a face mask during hunting season. I use liquid dish soap but I think bar soap works too. Even if it doesn't work you can wash the soap off and they'll be clean.
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Fresh fish we caught last night.
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I need to get up and filet the fish in the cooled from last night.
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I feel like I don't care that no one really cares how I feel.
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chicken piccata and roasted potatoes
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I'd reach over and start tickling RCB with a feather duster.
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I'm old but I'm not sure I qualify as being "from the olden days" YET!!!!
 
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Lasagna, a caprese salad and a glass of red wine.
oh what the heck, as long as I'm being unrealistic I want some garlic bread too. 
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They want to go to Vegas and get married by Elvis.
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