wow a rubber-band never seemed so sensual....very imaginative, course one needs to be to be climatic.

Sluvious Answers Santa's Mail

sluvious-Hey bob you won't believe this
Bob-what's that sluv
s-I just got a whole bag of mail addressed to santa
b- damn that's strange
s-maybe the fat guy needs some help this year
b-don't tell me you're gonna open his mail
s-yep, and I'm going to answer them to
b-that's a federal offense
s-please, who would prosecute an imagination
b-arnold swartznegger
s-good point, but the hell with it....
b- I gotta go to the store, you need to send those back to the post office
s-naw, I'm gonna read and answer them
b-have you no pride
s-pride, I don't even have a heart let alone pride

The Letters:

From Johnny, Dear Santa. I want an ipod, an x-box 360, a basketball, and a drum set

Sluvious-Dear Johnny, sorry, but all the ipods are gone, want an x-box?, leave your girlfriend, as for the basketball, your neighbors left one out in the back yard, and speaking of your neighbors, they would never tolerate you having a drum set....

From Nicole, Dear Santa. I would like my parents to get back together again, I'd like the new Eminem cd, my brother to stop picking on me and those new boots that all the girls have, but we can't afford.....

Sluvious-Dear Nicole your mom is so fridged she should be working for me at the north pole, your dad has no intention of returning, your brother will stop picking on you when you stop playing those dumb *** eminem records, as for the boots you want, size 7...your friend Cathy left hers in her locker at school, the combination Number is 12L-16-R-4L

From Timmy, Dear Santa, I want my best friend to stop hurting himself and could you please send me a little brother for Christmas, I'm so lonely...

Sluvious-Dear Timmy, don't worry your best friend doesn't even like you and he only hurts himself to make you feel sorry for him, as for sending you a little brother, send me your Mom and I'll see what I can do....Merry Christmas, from Santa

Brought to you by a disturbed and demented mind

what happened to telling your child that behavior is not acceptable

^lol did you know in some inner city highschools they grade for behavior, that is too funny, isn't that grade supposed to end in Kindergarten?....again, the courts and the federal government have intervened so much in the household and in the school systems it has gotten to the point where children can not be raised properly or educated properly....On all levels....sad thing is it's only going to get worse with all this political correctness.....Teachers deserve the Noble Peace prize just for having the courage to walk in a classroom these days.

Leviticus also says that eating shellfish is an abomination!

Prolly should start encouraging repentance for all those having shrimp with their Christmas dinners

^classic

in all seriousness, do people still read and refer to the old testament....but yes Ms. Harmony, Jesus allegedly did many more things that wasn't recorded, hell he was a carpenter, I wonder if anything he built is still around, there's only one scripture that really applies to my argument that can be taken from the Bible...thou shall not judge!, course easier said then done....

yes perfect for the season and nice write as well, may you and yours have a wonderful and safe holiday season

beautiful, one could use a few more neighbors such as you.....sacrifice hurts but tis a blessing in the long run

so that's why Psychiatrists ask "have you ever had a desire to sleep with your mother", I wonder if Adam asked his son that in regards to Eve.....lmao

Personally Love, religion and the judicial system need to stay seperated. Who the hell are any of them to tell you who you can love and whom you can wed, unless you are living in their house they don't really have that right...Oh yes they do, the mighty tax payer gave it to them.....Being Homophobic is just as much as a sin as be homosexual according to the word of "God".......

ooh I have some of those ornaments, does ring around the collar count...lol

too precious....everyday is Christmas if you look at the world through your eyes and pen.....

it's a mental word, nary a flaw, usually when two minds are in accord the ole cranium can't see straight and therefore notices "nary" a flaw, course in the real word, we are all flawed, even the hope diamond can be scarred.....even this poem is flawed, with "Nary", but it's the thought that counts...ha ha...thanks..

video games
gothic names
parents not there
nor do they care

school is boring
tests, low scoring
gave up trying
feel like dying

love from a creep
sex is cheap
"the price we pay"
to feel okay

nowhere to go
scars might show
red tears, not sheep
comfort their sleep

sisters and brothers
fathers and mothers
now you know why
they said goodbye.......


with so much pain among the
youth today, you'd think we'd
notice that everything isn't
alright. While we continue to
get caught up in the material
world, we continue to lose our
children by the droves....

"love a
child, especially if it's your own"

Orgasmic Minds

penetration
standing ovation
our hearts clap
souls slap
when I'm inside of you
you're inside of me
two as one
exploding
in ecstasy
unity
you've captured me
invaded my past
made me see the future
I'm in awe
nary a flaw
penetration
standing ovation

yeah and Russia won the olympics every year because they started them young and paid for their training almost as soon as they could walk....Other countries have their students in the classroom far more than we do, they study diligently, it's actually their job and are expected (demanded) to grind their noses in the books. American kids have too many distractions, to many buttons to push making it easier not to retain as much, then there is the many single parent homes, the improper nutrition, the improper parenting, and the beat goes on.......education and children have taken a back seat in our society, so what did you think would happen......College has become a party away from home, and yet you will seldom if ever see a foreign student at any of trhem parties, they are studying......Interesting comments, eye opening, thanks for sharing the info

in the sue happy world I hope he loses, not like he needs it or anything, then again maybe he does to pay off his gambling debts, that is if he pays them to begin with...remember when he owed a certain golfer 4 mil, then snitched his was out of the debt.....Give me Barkley anyday

I think you'd do well to read the constitution and the bill of rights before they were amended to appease the rich, and maybe you'd also gain some knowledge reading the annotated codes written prior to our democracy being over ridden by surbanites who forgot the blood that was spilled to allow them to live there......as to the rights to bear arms, granted, so open the military instead of the prisons for petty *** crimes, like they used to do in the sixties, many of those wayward souls died for your habitat and many still went on to lead very productive lives as good citizens.....apples and oranges, we could debate it all day, but it seems useless when you are stuck in a world of black and white, the law is the law right, but who makes them, surely not the majority.

seems the people service business has gone awry, customer satisfaction are no longer the priority, just give us the money, next......Class was never meant to end with A.s.s. and yet some have more than the other.....nice expressive work.

echo the sentiments......funny how each day is different and yet we can always capture the one we want.....ahh so soothing so early in the morning...too bad I'm at work or I might be caught napping under the sun, in the snow drift......thanks for making me look out the window and marvel at nature and the precious gifts it brings us daily.

that's why your avatar has a yellow ring around it rather than Gold...lol...Kudos to you for not breaking him just for the sake of doing so.....I've often wondered how much someone really loved someone when they ended up taking them to the cleaners, it's a dog eat dog world, but damn somebody has to be an adorable puppy sometimes......you're right, there are still some decent folks left in this world not in it for the money, unfortunately Tiger didn't find her....ah, but such is golf...lmao

deep, it really is sad we can't help who we love, or can we...at least you aren't disillusioned.....nice job, now go to bed.

btw,when it comes to straight people,the guy always gets the shaft in the divorce....how will that work with gays/lesbians?how are they going to decide?

^simple, the one with the biggest toy will get the shaft.....

Personally I don't believe in civil rights, affirmative action, gay rights or even the feminine rights, Thank God we have them, but seriously if we were all "created Equal" then there should be no need for such a thing in a society that claims the "land of the free"

Secondly having to be married for monetary benefits and what not is a joke, why should anyone have to go before a minister or city hall to proclaim their love for each other. It should be ordained by the God of your choice or just between the two of you, they call it a living will....I could care less who you sleep with, or play toys with as long as you're a law abiding citizen who should give a damn who your shacked up with....and speaking of rights, I don't see any of you talking about restoring the rights of ex-cons once they have served their full sentence, as the constitution states. Most of them can no longer vote, are heavily discrimated against in the job field and do not have the right to bear arms, I mean fair is fair, if you're gonna cry, cry for all the injustices, not just one....

Have a TOYFUL holiday.

I was gentle, you are quite talented and can go as far as you wish to go with your writing. I'll never forget the first time I showed my stuff to a lit. Professor from Penn., gave him a composition book of my favorite poems, he tore two pages out and said keep these and threw the rest of the book in the trash can......was a very crushing blow, but he was honest and what more could you want....Good luck