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Mon 04/04/22 03:54 AM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Mon 04/04/22 03:56 AM


love SO HOT!

I had to get some water and do it again


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Mon 04/04/22 03:54 AM
It makes me feel used, cheap, objectified, like an animal imported for siring nothing but carnal needs

love SO HOT!


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Mon 04/04/22 03:46 AM
27 and supposed to be stormy
we're waiting

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Sun 04/03/22 10:15 PM

Thinking about the song "Hey Hey, My My". Neil Young. The first chord kills. Had to listen to it about 10 times today.


Horses again (sorry).

Thinking those lyrics sound like a horse that is stingy with his food and has been talking with Yoda too long.

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Sun 04/03/22 09:54 PM
Inner 12yo wondering why nobody has ever named a racehorse "Nads".

Can hear the roar of the crowd shouting

GoNads! GoNadss GoNads!

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Sat 04/02/22 07:13 PM
A Tree - Sonny Bono

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Sat 04/02/22 08:23 AM
Man...First I hear it's derived from the German word Flicken.

Then for a long time - For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

Now it's - Fornication Under Consent of the King.


Curiosity is taking all the fun out of swearing, and it will probably get that Fat Ugly Cat Killed.

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Sat 04/02/22 08:10 AM
Take 5 - Dave Brubeck Quartet

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Sat 04/02/22 05:37 AM
I AM very intrigued. No Apologies.

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Sat 04/02/22 05:19 AM
I will reveal on the radio

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Fri 04/01/22 06:19 PM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Fri 04/01/22 06:20 PM
who repeats himself

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Fri 04/01/22 06:19 PM
After a harvest sometimes I will go to farmer's markets and make displays for the autumn motif using entire plants instead of just the produce.

When I was pricing this last November it occurred to me that I really am a Stalk Stocker Stacking and Stickering Stalks carefully avoiding the more public markets. I don't want to be that Stalk Stocker Broker in the Stocks. There's not much Futures in that.

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Fri 04/01/22 02:39 PM
feel like I am 7 hours behind

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Fri 04/01/22 02:00 PM
Poems of the Ancient Persians

The WTF look a dog gets

hotmom

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Thu 03/31/22 05:09 PM
I get that way sometimes and occasionally drop down after visiting Lawrence. I am a little scared of losing too much blood though. Don't think I am probably the demo you are looking for though.

These days the slang term "cougars" just means "women" to me. I'm only dangerous on the inside, which is the most dangerous when you think about it. The covert possibilities are endless. You'll see me coming though. I'll make sure of it. It might even be too late before it is in your face still....even when you see it coming.

I like the fact that Parsons and Moorehead are so close they could be synonymous.

Ad astra per aspera" Means Deflowering Sunflowers after a few pints of the red.

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Thu 03/31/22 04:44 PM
laugh Yes High Fructose Toast in
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Oh HELL NAW!!! ^^^^^^^ For Sissies!!!

MERICAN PROPORTIONS!!!! and DOUBLE SIZE IT!!!!


blushing and a diet coke please.

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Thu 03/31/22 04:08 PM



A Democrats office


Pure evil there, agree


Let she/he who is without sin . . . Oh, forget it.


rofl rofl rofl rofl
Glass Houses are EVIL!

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Thu 03/31/22 04:01 PM
A masochist and sadist get married. Perfect match right?

Upon arrival to the honeymoon suite the masochist says, "NOW HURT ME!"

The sadist says, "Haha...no."

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Thu 03/31/22 03:56 PM
Blur - Song 2

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Thu 03/31/22 03:51 PM
Dirty (mind)laugh

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