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Tue 05/03/22 06:34 PM


Ever run across someone whose tone ascends at the end of their sentENCES? It makes their statements sound like questIONS.




Jen Psaki, the White House Press secretary talks like that. It is really annoying.


If she did the whole "This one time at Band Camp" monologue in that manner of speaking....which was the actor Allison Hannigan's choice and made it so funny... and she did it perfectly.


Would it bother you that a Democrat was reading the script to the movie "American Pie"?

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Tue 05/03/22 05:40 PM
Apparently I always do lol

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Tue 05/03/22 05:36 PM

I don't really understand the topic. And what do you have against apples?


rofl rofl rofl rofl

My mind skips and things sometimes read like jibberish....so others stop reading to say they don't understand

ADD interlude: I got her numba, How do you like DEM apples? "Goodwill Hunting" Movie 1996

At the end of the post I reference grade School an and holding the tip of one's tongue and trying to say tthe word "apple".

I have nothing against apples...at least no more than Adam or Eve

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Tue 05/03/22 05:14 PM
To explain my particular ADD...The best way I can think of is from those Logic and Philosophy Forums -prosleptic syllogism

example: God is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is Blind. Ray Chales is God.

It's like the synapses is happening so fast. If someone were to to say The 80s....while most are thinking big hair and yuppies, I am already at, "Doc, you built a time machine out of a Delorean?"

It's not right or wrong...It is just references an sub-references "skipping" at an accelerated pace.

So thanks to friends who have taken the time and patience to try to understand the jibberish.

........and...........BABIES AT THE BEACH. Never worked a day in their lives and have the audacity to go on vacation??? SO ANNOYING

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Tue 05/03/22 04:04 PM

Guys who have a high pitched voice (might not sound high pitched to some), but... Yeah, I shouldn't let it bother me:expressionless: And normally it doesn't, unless they want to date me. Then that's the only thing I can concentrate on. Let it go, you say. Nope. I cannot.laugh


LMAO.....Sexy talking on helium should be laughed at, but not to hurt someone's feelings.

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Tue 05/03/22 03:51 PM
As well as the quick to criticize without actually thinking.

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Tue 05/03/22 03:46 PM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Tue 05/03/22 03:48 PM
Ever run across someone whose tone ascends at the end of their sentENCES? It makes their statements sound like questIONS.

I think to myself, "People talk how they talk. Why does that annoy you, you judgmental APPLE!?!?

Although, Sure, It should have been you...The folks that won the Lottery are not necessarily apples. They took no cuts in line that lost your place.

Be honest with yourself. What winds you up, that you might want to let go?

Note The Grade School memory of holding the tip of your tongue while attempting to pronounce the word "apple" shouldn't bother you.

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Sun 05/01/22 06:33 AM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Sun 05/01/22 06:35 AM
MLK was assassinated in April
I was born in May
RFK was assassinated in June


The word assassinate has 2 a$$3s in it. The preceding list only has 1.

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Tue 04/26/22 08:18 AM
In the current American English vernacular, one of many folks' favorite Architects might be known as Frank Lloyd I Know, Wright?

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Sat 04/16/22 06:14 PM
So happy for you Bu.....by the seaside again...right?

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Wed 04/06/22 08:21 PM

I hate birthdays. But I have some cake bigsmile


If only you could date Marie Antoinette. Then you'd get cake AND head for a better birthday.

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Wed 04/06/22 08:16 PM
Nose whistling when trying to go to sleep

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Mon 04/04/22 06:53 PM
A 97yo man answered his front door.

A beautiful scantily clad woman exclaimed, "I am here to give you Super Sex!!!"

The old man said, "I'll take the soup."

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Mon 04/04/22 06:45 PM
Hi Yuri^^^^^ I don't have Google Hangouts, Whatsapp, or phone, or computer...only able to post now via smoke signal converter

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Mon 04/04/22 07:13 AM

How do you talk to someone real on this crappy arse site


Wait for the email and they will invite you to Google Hangouts

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Mon 04/04/22 03:54 AM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Mon 04/04/22 03:56 AM


love SO HOT!

I had to get some water and do it again


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Mon 04/04/22 03:54 AM
It makes me feel used, cheap, objectified, like an animal imported for siring nothing but carnal needs

love SO HOT!


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Mon 04/04/22 03:46 AM
27 and supposed to be stormy
we're waiting

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Sun 04/03/22 10:15 PM

Thinking about the song "Hey Hey, My My". Neil Young. The first chord kills. Had to listen to it about 10 times today.


Horses again (sorry).

Thinking those lyrics sound like a horse that is stingy with his food and has been talking with Yoda too long.

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Sun 04/03/22 09:54 PM
Inner 12yo wondering why nobody has ever named a racehorse "Nads".

Can hear the roar of the crowd shouting

GoNads! GoNadss GoNads!

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