Neither Pink Floyd OR Don Ho ever come to mind for seductive mood music????

I think he said it was from suave Spanish stock that seduce even the meanest blowfish by brae-ing poetry.

He named him Donkey Hootie.

HpPpY BiRtHdAy Bu!

Any Ken Burns Directed Documentary whenever it airs (a lot lately). Most of the subject matter, although interesting, isn't even my very favorite.

IE...i like learning about history and how it informs our current situation(s) but wouldn't call myself a "Civil War Buff". I like going to baseball games, but it is rare that I'd watch one on tv or pay attention to stats until the last 1/3 or 1/4 of the season. I am pretty selective about the Jazz or (moreso) Country music I care about.

It's just that the approach is so balanced, shows many sides to many coins. The series are incredibly evocative mostly with simple narration over B&W Historical Photos and Facts (How'bout tha?). No over produced hype yet captivating!! Educational AND as Entertaining as television (for me) can be.

I don't really have a peg leg.
The propensity for sheep is exaggerated.

LOVE LOVE LOVE Roadtrippin. Have the lower 48 and western Canada pretty well covered except for the deep south. Love the CA, OR, WA Coastal Routes!!!

My most common travel points are between Southern California and Northern Colorado. Not the fastest but certainly a favorite route starts out the same. Hwy 15 out of CA into NV going right through Vegas (kind of over it). You snip a corner of AZ then into Utah.

Instead of the standard 15 to 70 route, take a right at St. George UT (taking 9 to 89). With minor adjustments along 89 one can seen The North Rim of Grand Canyon, Zion NP, Bryce NP, Arches NP and several other forest reserves within 1 day.

(Having fun with what is actually an incredibly NOBLE endeavor)

Just curious, are you in any way allergic to garlic?

or tarred n feathered?

Polish Sex Quiz

1. A clitoris is a type of a flower: T or F
2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit: T or F
3. It is dangerous to have a wet dream under an electric blanket: T or F
4. A Menstrual cycle has three wheels: T or F
5. Fellatio is an Italian dagger: T or F
6. Semen is a term for sailors: T or F
7. An anus is a greek word denoting a period of time: T or F
8. Testticles are found on an octopus: T or F
9. Asphalt is a medical term used to describe someone
with rectal problems: T or F
10.Masturbate is something used to catch large fish: T or F
11. Kotex is a radio station in Dallas,Texas: T or F
12. Copulation is sex between two consenting police officers: T or F
13. A vulva is an automobile from Sweden: T or F
14. The term 'spread-eagle' ia na extinct bird: T or F
15. A rectum is what you are taking this test: T or F

instantly unattractive (even if he has many of the physical attributes you would normally be drawn to).

I really dislike puppies, sunsets, traveling. true love, Sam Cooke songs, poetic license handbooks, sarcasm, and ice cream

I just learned who Goethe is so you can find me by the coffee shop chess board with a double latte...pontificating and attempting to sound "deep".

Hello Joplin Mo...Good to see you return every once in a while

I do not knows. Maybe it do's.

Unfair to be mad about Commerce City.
YOU are the one who asked to be kissed someplace dirty.

3 Words of advice to younger self: Be suspect of all rules.......but brush up on your math skills

If it were between the forks and Ludafisk, it could be a more difficult decision than folks might expect. The Lola/Crying Game in the north pole with sheep eye stew scenario doesn't sound very pleasant either

I think gouging one's eyes with hot pickle forks after being on safari would be a little anti-climactic.

A young beautiful gold digging debutante marries a rich retired 90yo General, thinking 1 consummation will do him in.
In the Honeymoon Suite the General throws open the boudoir door wearing nothing but a condom, painter's mask, and ear plugs. He exclaims, "I don't want to hear the screaming and I can't stand the smell of BURNING RUBBER!!!!"

Made peace with the overuse of "it is what it is" starting to sound like a new millennium catch phrase for a not so self-absorbed Popeye.

Now here comes "You do You".
IT SHOULD'T BOTHER ME!!!

I realize most of the time it is meant as encouragement. I'm a big fan of people being themselves, embracing non harmful idiosyncrasies as strengths.

To me it sounds like a lot of people would never leave the house or a thinly veiled version of the sentence that starts with "Go" and ends with "Yourself".

Perhaps I am alone there. Just tryin to do me.

Sometimes when I get home I like to pour myself a tall glass of Recipes/Cooking, Home & Garden.