Only time I even look at my phone in bed is to either check to make sure the alarm is turned on, or to see who is calling, only certian people get the pleasure of me answering my phone past 10pm.


I don't ask, I take, but am very aware in case its a bad moment.


I wear baggy pants, but a belt was made for a reason, and yes, I do know that reason.


Unless they ask you to come over to help work on thier car.


Send an angry email? Only if a five fingered piece of my mind is an attachment. :P


If I met a woman who would want to go to a River Cats game with me, I would propose to her right then and there.


Don't snoop through my belongings, I will never snoop through yours, so please, give me common respect.


I never had the chance, but I can't see myself doing that.


My friends ask me why I have so many plain white under shirts, I ask why they don't have any.


I am not the smartest person here, what is this?


Eh, I learned to avoid politics all together, and religion only if it is brought up, even then I try to end it soon after it starts.


Now I don't make much money, but the only time I even mention how much I get paid is when I am with someone who is making a complete jerk of themselves bragging on how much they get paid. (yes I do get paid a bit more than most my age with no college, its why I got into construction)


But but but.... <,< guilty as charged.


Refer to #10- Btw I am a plumber, am I just going blonde?


Can't help it, there is nothing wrong with the natural beauty god gave a woman, its the SECOND look that's a sin.


Chris Rock says it best, but its got foul language. If you want to find it, do your own youtube research.


Guilty as charged, Cellphone, Keys, and Leatherman go there. It may look different, but meh....


That just looks more painful then if I got jumped by a street gang.


I got enough tan on me as is, cameraphones make me look pale.

in all honesty, how long have you been talking to him? I can't honestly see myself going out with anyone untill I have been talking to them for a while over the phone and internet. Even then, public place, usual after school special rules. I'm too pretty to be hurt. :P

Coke or Pepsi
Pepsi

Coffee or Tea
Tea

Ginger or MaryAnn
BOTH!

Beach or Lake
Eh... details.

Beer or Wine
Beer

Antonio Banderas or Brad Pitt
ME!!

cat or dog
A cat who thinks she is a dog... wait I already have one.

Beatles or Rolling Stones
Yes.

Can I get the years of training refunded?

Man, I already had the beer cold, the popcorn going and all my hopes of some real entertainment shot down... ah well. Guess its time to go cause a ruckus somewhere.

Depends on the prison <,< :P in all honesty, I got enough family in one (that will go un-named) to know for certian that I will be treated like a king there. On the other hand, my pride is too high, I like knowing I worked and earned everything I have, even my bed and even the food I eat.

so, if a quarter is deadly from the eiffel tower, I wonder how a quarter is from up here....

Wait, guys don't like cleavage?!?! Why do I never get these memo's!?

Wisest words I have heard in my life.

I auctually have been doing some thinking, to me at least, when someone claims they are a nice guy. Well I think they are full of it in all honesty. You don't need to tell someone you are a nice guy, people should automatically know you are one. I gave up on trying to prove I was a nice guy. I may have good intentions, but the nice guy who steps aside for his buddy to move in might lose out on something (more than just getting in bed, I am talking about almost all aspects of life.)

The phrase nice guys finish last is true to its fullest, but not because they are pushed aside, but because they step aside. Me personally, life is a game, and I am out to find that grand prize for me. I know it will involve alot of competition and I plan on fighting for my grand prize when I see it.

Either way, thats my opinion, burn me at the steak, agree with me, call me whatever names you want, just please, don't call me late for dinner.

Bass Player signing up for this gig.

Ya know, I really should stop reading up on posts I put in the past. Every time I come to this one, I read the OP just to see what the topic was about and my blood just boils.

:P None taken, I had a feeling that was whats up.

Snarky babe, I am totally with you on that one. I am willing to share, but what I would really like to see happen is a group who has such a wide cover song list they can be the live music for a karaoke bar...

When I used to work as a Mariachi, every one of my regulars refused to call me by name, they all called me Antonio Banderas. That job didn't last long, the guys knew I could play so they got me playing with them, a week later I got booted out of the group when they learned I didn't speak a lick of spanish.

Nope, blue shirt and goatee.

I am the beaner

I am halfway with moofooga on this one, I am a musician trying to get out of the construction scene and really push my love for music. Sadly I am guilty of being drunk as a skunk and wind up in a karaoke bar singing Stayin Alive by the Beegees. Ironically my best friend says its great watching me sing it because my voice is naturally deep... until I get enough liquor in my system and that song starts playing.

<,< can I just have the PS3 version?

UK amigo, your jokes are too great, keep em comin