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Topic: Teach Me Something
elsathebloody's photo
Thu 03/20/08 06:42 AM
Sartre said- "Existence proceeds essence"

Meaning we create our essences after we exist, rather than being an essence that comes to existence, through our experiences and choices.

kkKen's photo
Thu 03/20/08 08:45 AM
A cat will always land on it's feet..............


















Unless you cut them off firstlaugh laugh laugh

franshade's photo
Thu 03/20/08 08:49 AM
You cant sneeze with your eyes open :smile:

hellkitten54's photo
Thu 03/20/08 08:53 AM

A cat will always land on it's feet..............





Unless you cut them off firstlaugh laugh laugh



laugh laugh laugh laugh

hellkitten54's photo
Thu 03/20/08 08:54 AM
A whales penis is called a dork.drinker

RicJL's photo
Thu 03/20/08 08:57 AM

A cat will always land on it's feet..............


















Unless you cut them off firstlaugh laugh laugh


If a cat will always land on it's feet and bread will always land butter side down, what do you suppose would happen if you tied the bread, butter side out, to a cat's back?

Cheddar_2's photo
Thu 03/20/08 08:58 AM
Edited by Cheddar_2 on Thu 03/20/08 08:59 AM
Teddy Roosevelt was a judo aficionado. He gained a brown belt from Yama****a Yoshiaki, who introduced judo to the US, and has recently been given a posthumous black belt.

And yes, Yoshiaki's first name was censored by JSH for having the S-word in it. B*lls.

CrazyPalindrome's photo
Thu 03/20/08 09:02 AM
The US is one of the few countries that doesn't "Co-sleep." Co-sleeping is when the child sleeps with the parent until a new child needs to take their place. The Mayans consider us cruel for making the children be alone at night so early on.

ShadowLands's photo
Thu 03/20/08 09:11 AM

Always carry a pair of fencing pliers, a can of ground black pepper, and a mintie in your car...

fencing wire can be used for a multitude of roadside rapairs... split pin gone? fencing wire...
engine mount cracked? fencing wire, good ole 8 guage straight wire...

small leak in the radiator, small split in the hose? A full can of black pepper and any lisuid you have.. pineapple juice, urine... it will get you out of the desert..

Stone hole in the fuel tank? Chew a mintie, then stick it to the hole, the petrol mixes with it and it sets solid..

Liquid nails will stick the top tank back on a radiator back on, and get you out of the sh*t for 200 kms or so...

Need to change a tyre, a truck tyre? Make sure if you are a woman, to always carry a piece of metal pipe, galvanised plumbing pipe is perfect, slip it over the wheel brace as an extender, then jump on it to loosen the nuts.



I have about a gazillion tonnes of stuff...

How to survive in the aussie bush, how to track native animals, for food, and to water... what to eat in the bush.... how to catch yabbies, without a pot... how to weave a grass basket yabbie pot,,, all sorts..

Yup...bailing wire, duct tape, black pepper, and even women's panty hose. Ever had a belt break on the car? Panty hose will work for up to 50 miles or so just to get you out of trouble. Also, a paper clip can substitute for a blown fuse if you really need it to do so.

Bore x Bore x Stroke x .7854 x 8 (or whatever number of cylinders your engine has) = total cubic inches.

When designing intake manifold plenum volume build the plenum to have the same cubic inches as the engine it will feed.

kkKen's photo
Thu 03/20/08 09:24 AM
It take hours for a millipede to tie the laces on it's runnersdrinker drinker drinker

TxsGal3333's photo
Thu 03/20/08 09:52 AM
If your stuck in the snow you can pour bleach on your back tires it will thaw them out and help your tires to get a grip in order to get you un-stuck. Funny I know that and it don't snow here shshshshssh laugh laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Thu 03/20/08 10:59 AM
Did you know?,....that if you are studying many documents ( for an exam for example) and you take some sientas for some minutes each 2 hours, your brain works stores the information better.

Nickinolosers's photo
Thu 03/20/08 11:03 AM

Did you know?,....that if you are studying many documents ( for an exam for example) and you take some sientas for some minutes each 2 hours, your brain works stores the information better.


Sientas??????

no photo
Thu 03/20/08 11:04 AM
Assets = Liability + Equityyawn

no photo
Thu 03/20/08 11:09 AM


Did you know?,....that if you are studying many documents ( for an exam for example) and you take some sientas for some minutes each 2 hours, your brain works stores the information better.


Sientas??????


Sorry,......i mean siestas

lulu24's photo
Thu 03/20/08 11:12 AM

The US is one of the few countries that doesn't "Co-sleep." Co-sleeping is when the child sleeps with the parent until a new child needs to take their place. The Mayans consider us cruel for making the children be alone at night so early on.


i co-slept with all of my kiddos, except for the one that's asperger's.

heh, my four-year-old's still in my bed...and my twelve-year old jumps in any chance she gets.

it's wonderful for the AP style...

no photo
Thu 03/20/08 11:14 AM
For every Debit there is a Credit....drinker drinker laugh

ShadowLands's photo
Thu 03/20/08 11:22 AM



Did you know?,....that if you are studying many documents ( for an exam for example) and you take some sientas for some minutes each 2 hours, your brain works stores the information better.


Sientas??????


Sorry,......i mean siestas
So why the hell didn't you just say "nap"?????

froglittlesis's photo
Thu 03/20/08 11:25 AM

Always carry a pair of fencing pliers, a can of ground black pepper, and a mintie in your car...

fencing wire can be used for a multitude of roadside rapairs... split pin gone? fencing wire...
engine mount cracked? fencing wire, good ole 8 guage straight wire...

small leak in the radiator, small split in the hose? A full can of black pepper and any lisuid you have.. pineapple juice, urine... it will get you out of the desert..

Stone hole in the fuel tank? Chew a mintie, then stick it to the hole, the petrol mixes with it and it sets solid..

Liquid nails will stick the top tank back on a radiator back on, and get you out of the sh*t for 200 kms or so...

Need to change a tyre, a truck tyre? Make sure if you are a woman, to always carry a piece of metal pipe, galvanised plumbing pipe is perfect, slip it over the wheel brace as an extender, then jump on it to loosen the nuts.



I have about a gazillion tonnes of stuff...

How to survive in the aussie bush, how to track native animals, for food, and to water... what to eat in the bush.... how to catch yabbies, without a pot... how to weave a grass basket yabbie pot,,, all sorts..




Are you Mcguyver or something?Just kidding good to know info!:smile:

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