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Topic: I cannot believe this ...
Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 9013	Wed 01/27/21 09:09 PM
Made headline news .... “Why do men take longer to poo ... “ Apparently it only takes a mouse 2 seconds and an elephant up to 12 seconds .., a man 14 MINUTES !!!!!!! Are you putting those 14 mins to good use and exercising your brain ., or do you go into a vegetative state ???? Probably why women live longer than men ., we poo faster Stay hydrated .. eat fibre and keep active Luv blondey xoxo

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21823	Wed 01/27/21 10:16 PM
The bathroom is the only place a man can get away from his wife and read the sports page in peace.

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Wed 01/27/21 10:51 PM
14 minutes? Nah... I take more time.

Tom Thuq Joined Tue 08/20/19 Posts: 13	Wed 01/27/21 11:25 PM
Thats 14minutes of freedom right there

ImDavid Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 1403	Wed 01/27/21 11:26 PM
14 minutes?? Such an amateur.....

AmethystWyne Joined Tue 06/18/19 Posts: 300	Wed 01/27/21 11:32 PM
Lol I'm ALMOST curious as to how they got their information! How do you advertise that one? " Do you like to sit on the throne and think?" "Have you ever timed your poo time?" Great rewards - inquire within?

Unknow Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 64077	Thu 01/28/21 02:18 AM
Will slide a "To Do" list under the door. snicker

blah..blah.. Joined Sat 04/26/14 Posts: 1648	Thu 01/28/21 04:02 AM
What a load of PooPoo

bobtail76 Joined Mon 02/10/14 Posts: 6978	Thu 01/28/21 05:02 AM
Made headline news .... “Why do men take longer to poo ... “ Apparently it only takes a mouse 2 seconds and an elephant up to 12 seconds .., a man 14 MINUTES !!!!!!! Are you putting those 14 mins to good use and exercising your brain ., or do you go into a vegetative state ???? Probably why women live longer than men ., we poo faster Stay hydrated .. eat fibre and keep active Luv blondey xoxo I guess 14 mins is how long it takes for feet to fall asleep... We eat more meat, and I poo at work - and get paid for it. Win/win

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76436	Thu 01/28/21 05:36 AM
The bathroom is the only place a man can get away from his wife and read the sports page in peace. Lmao.... I do remember growing up and my Uncle always took the newspaper with him to the bathroom.. I remember asking him why he always took the newspaper with him.. He said it was the only place in the house that everyone would leave him in peace so he could read

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33340	Thu 01/28/21 07:01 AM
I think you got a good point here! I don't mind the 14 mins so much, as long as I don't gotta go myself, but the smell men produce

Acquired Taste Joined Thu 01/02/20 Posts: 421	Thu 01/28/21 07:16 AM
5 minutes is a long time for me. depends on when u go in and what your diet is. also when i was married i went at the first inclination with a book. so time was not a factor getting out of the biatches way was. still looking for number 3 though so not a genius.

Tom4Uhere Joined Sat 12/17/16 Posts: 16240	Thu 01/28/21 08:35 AM
I used to keep a dictionary and a volume of encyclopedia in the book rack near the toilet. I did some reading, yes. Now, I live alone and my meds keep me regular. I also eat a lot less. Anywhere from 5 minutes to about 8 minutes is my norm. I haven't 'struggled' in a long time. At times the 'music' can get pretty loud tho. The bowl acts as a resonance chamber.

AmethystWyne Joined Tue 06/18/19 Posts: 300	Thu 01/28/21 10:01 AM
Chamber music?

Mike6615 Joined Sun 09/18/16 Posts: 1524	Thu 01/28/21 12:31 PM
Lol I'm ALMOST curious as to how they got their information! How do you advertise that one? " Do you like to sit on the throne and think?" "Have you ever timed your poo time?" Great rewards - inquire within? There's probably some online survey available.

AmethystWyne Joined Tue 06/18/19 Posts: 300	Thu 01/28/21 06:17 PM
Lol I'm ALMOST curious as to how they got their information! How do you advertise that one? " Do you like to sit on the throne and think?" "Have you ever timed your poo time?" Great rewards - inquire within? There's probably some online survey available. Or worse.... A FOCUS GROUP! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bastet127 Joined Wed 06/12/19 Posts: 967	Thu 01/28/21 06:26 PM
I’m curious, how did they get all the mice to sign up for this survey?

AmethystWyne Joined Tue 06/18/19 Posts: 300	Thu 01/28/21 06:36 PM
I’m curious, how did they get all the mice to sign up for this survey? I'm guessing they offered free cheeses and wine.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21823	Thu 01/28/21 10:22 PM
I think you got a good point here! I don't mind the 14 mins so much, as long as I don't gotta go myself, but the smell men produce Why do you think they call it the "powder room", it can have a very explosive atmosphere.

AmethystWyne Joined Tue 06/18/19 Posts: 300	Fri 01/29/21 02:07 PM
I think you got a good point here! I don't mind the 14 mins so much, as long as I don't gotta go myself, but the smell men produce Why do you think they call it the "powder room", it can have a very explosive atmosphere. LOL I never thought of it like that!