Topic: Womens := One of the Perfect and Finest Creation of God !!!!
Laska Paul 's photo
Tue 01/05/21 02:51 AM
I would Like to give this Question a depeer sense and fill in where I wonder what's going on in the Mind of Every Person . If there were No Womens on This Planet Earth , what Would Happen ?????????????? bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

soufiehere's photo
Tue 01/05/21 04:26 AM
Pluto would get populated.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 01/05/21 05:03 AM
Edited by SparklingCrystal 💖💎 on Tue 01/05/21 05:05 AM
Pretty much the same as you see in prisons for men: lots and lots of violence and aggression, and -to use the eloquent words of past UK friends- a lot of fudgetunnel exploration.
**the phrasing of these old friends was slightly different, I made it a little more acceptable**

The end result would be the demise of mankind. Men would kill each other over nothing, and there'd be no more new babies. Unless they'd grow them in a lab, which would have the same end result.

no photo
Tue 01/05/21 05:08 AM
for starters I thnk the headline is a bit stretching it. no offense ladies but hey I admit I aint no work of art or perfection but come on now, get realistic. but for beginners I think everyone would agree if women did not exist on this planet then uht oh, we all know what that means dont we? no one would exist. well unless someone or a group had one female locked up ion a basement. and ohh brother I would feel sad for her cause she would be one busy female with nothing but men everywhere and she is the only one in existance

Tom4Uhere's photo
Tue 01/05/21 07:16 AM
Woman = Singular
Women = Plural

If there were no women, the Earth would go into chemical imbalance.

ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 118 lbs., but known to vary from 110 to 550 lbs.
OCCURRENCE: Copious quantities throughout the world

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface usually covered with a painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning, and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

HAZARDS:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

ELEMENT: MAN
SYMBOL: Ego
DISCOVERER: Eve. Discovered by accident one day when she had a craving for ribs.
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 170 lbs, known to vary from 98 to 360 lbs.
OCCURRENCE: Large quantities in all populated areas. Highly concentrated deposits at all sporting events and areas known as "singles bars". Extremely low quantities can be found in any location where cleaning up is required. (See Women and Slave Labor)

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface often covered with hair--bristly in some areas, soft in others.
2. Boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced with Logic and Common Sense.
3. Melts if treated like a God.
4. Can cause headaches and severe body aches; handle with extreme caution.
5. Specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply sensitive to extremely thick.
6. Becomes stubborn and unyielding when pressure is applied; yields only when subtlety, subterfuge, flattery are applied.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Is repelled by concentrated quantities of precious and semi-precious metals and stones (See Jewelery Store). However, is attracted to small quantities of these when viewed worn against the skin of a woman. It is believed woman's skin combines with the aforementioned to create a highly magnetic attraction for this element.
2. May explode spontaneously if wallet is opened.
3. Requires copious quantities of substances known as attention, reassurance, and stroking.
4. When saturated with Alcohol will be fairly inert and will repel most other elements.
5. Is repelled by most household appliances and common household cleansers.
6. Is repelled by small children clothed in diapers, particularly those of the malodorous variety.
7. Is rendered non-functional when confronted with the items in #5 & #6.
8. Is neutral to common courtesy and fairness.
9. Is impervious to embarrassment.
10. Most powerful embittering and aggravating agent known to woman.

Stu's photo
Tue 01/05/21 08:38 AM
To actually answer your question..

Human race would cease to exist. End of story.

no photo
Tue 01/05/21 09:02 AM

To actually answer your question..

Human race would cease to exist. End of story.


:thumbsup:

Stu's photo
Tue 01/05/21 09:07 AM


To actually answer your question..

Human race would cease to exist. End of story.


:thumbsup:


bigsmile

motowndowntown's photo
Tue 01/05/21 10:11 AM
I believe you folks are all thinking of only binary reproduction.

There is such a thing as asexual reproduction.

Duttoneer's photo
Tue 01/05/21 10:26 AM

I would Like to give this Question a depeer sense and fill in where I wonder what's going on in the Mind of Every Person . If there were No Womens on This Planet Earth , what Would Happen ?????????????? bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile


We would find some Raquel Welch DNA and clone a few million, which should kick-start the female repopulation, not much of a choice to begin with, but needs must. :smile:

no photo
Tue 01/05/21 03:49 PM

Woman = Singular
Women = Plural

If there were no women, the Earth would go into chemical imbalance.

ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 118 lbs., but known to vary from 110 to 550 lbs.
OCCURRENCE: Copious quantities throughout the world

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface usually covered with a painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning, and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

HAZARDS:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

ELEMENT: MAN
SYMBOL: Ego
DISCOVERER: Eve. Discovered by accident one day when she had a craving for ribs.
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 170 lbs, known to vary from 98 to 360 lbs.
OCCURRENCE: Large quantities in all populated areas. Highly concentrated deposits at all sporting events and areas known as "singles bars". Extremely low quantities can be found in any location where cleaning up is required. (See Women and Slave Labor)

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface often covered with hair--bristly in some areas, soft in others.
2. Boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced with Logic and Common Sense.
3. Melts if treated like a God.
4. Can cause headaches and severe body aches; handle with extreme caution.
5. Specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply sensitive to extremely thick.
6. Becomes stubborn and unyielding when pressure is applied; yields only when subtlety, subterfuge, flattery are applied.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Is repelled by concentrated quantities of precious and semi-precious metals and stones (See Jewelery Store). However, is attracted to small quantities of these when viewed worn against the skin of a woman. It is believed woman's skin combines with the aforementioned to create a highly magnetic attraction for this element.
2. May explode spontaneously if wallet is opened.
3. Requires copious quantities of substances known as attention, reassurance, and stroking.
4. When saturated with Alcohol will be fairly inert and will repel most other elements.
5. Is repelled by most household appliances and common household cleansers.
6. Is repelled by small children clothed in diapers, particularly those of the malodorous variety.
7. Is rendered non-functional when confronted with the items in #5 & #6.
8. Is neutral to common courtesy and fairness.
9. Is impervious to embarrassment.
10. Most powerful embittering and aggravating agent known to woman.


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Solo_man's photo
Wed 01/06/21 01:02 AM
Oh wow ! What a genius !! How could you come up with this question ? Because I don't think anyone has ever though of it before ! But seriously, can you make your pandering a little more obvious ?

God's most perfect creation !!! Wow ! Why and in what way? But I know what you're thinking. But I'll tell you, just because you're sexually attracted to women it does NOT make them all "perfect". The whole female sex cannot be "perfect". Oh no. I can't believe I actually have to say that but obviously some men need to be reminded. But I wonder if you include in being "perfect" a woman who's overweight and not physically attractive. In fact, I'm pretty sure you're excluding those from "perfect".

The answer to your question is without women god would've had another plan. But here's a question for you, what would happen if there were no men on planet earth ? Oh yeah. What would happen ? That's right. LIFE WOULD CEASE TO EXIST TOO. Uh. But I'm sure there are people here who think it's only a one way street and women on their own can procreate and create life. Right ? Apparently, our creator knew better and knew without either, life wouldn't exist or continue but I'm sure some of you here are smarter than god himself and think men were some sort of a mistake or unnecessary byproduct that is not needed for life, never mind that everything around them is made by men.

And to suggest that violence is only a man's thing and that all women are infallible angels who are incapable of evil.... Just wow. So, there is no violence in women's jails or anything. No women killing men, women and children or anything like that. Nope. No female gang members or female dictators or nothing. Feminists have done a good job raising the last couple of generations.

no photo
Wed 01/06/21 01:05 AM
Wow. Chill out ... It was just a question to get people chatting.

delightfulillusion's photo
Wed 01/06/21 01:05 AM

Wow. Chill out ... It was just a question to get people chatting.


:thumbsup:

ivegotthegirth's photo
Wed 01/06/21 01:08 AM
What an attitude! Calm down son and try to think before you speak.

no photo
Wed 01/06/21 02:34 AM
Edited by Unknow on Wed 01/06/21 02:35 AM
I see tolerance is rampant on this thread. Good on you Laska for starting topics. Noone should judge you, because most have got the nerve to post a topic. I get you brother :sunflower:



Laska Paul 's photo
Wed 01/06/21 05:21 AM

I see tolerance is rampant on this thread. Good on you Laska for starting topics. Noone should judge you, because most have got the nerve to post a topic. I get you brother :sunflower:





Thank you so much for Your Kind Gesture " Not Looking " But, I'm Looking at all the Comments being Posted . I will Post my Answer in the End . B'coz , Great is the Art of Beginning and Greater will be the Art Of Ending !!

no photo
Wed 01/06/21 09:22 AM
Perhaps I am somewhat programmed by genetics to be attracted to the characteristics of the female form and female personality traits, but I think both are truly superior in sophistication, beauty, intricacy and artistry.

Apart from being way nicer to look at... I'd prefer a planet run by females as long as they didn't adopt male characteristics in their absence.

Monty Pythoness's photo
Sun 01/10/21 09:39 AM

Woman = Singular
Women = Plural

If there were no women, the Earth would go into chemical imbalance.

ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 118 lbs., but known to vary from 110 to 550 lbs.
OCCURRENCE: Copious quantities throughout the world

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface usually covered with a painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning, and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

HAZARDS:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

ELEMENT: MAN
SYMBOL: Ego
DISCOVERER: Eve. Discovered by accident one day when she had a craving for ribs.
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 170 lbs, known to vary from 98 to 360 lbs.
OCCURRENCE: Large quantities in all populated areas. Highly concentrated deposits at all sporting events and areas known as "singles bars". Extremely low quantities can be found in any location where cleaning up is required. (See Women and Slave Labor)

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface often covered with hair--bristly in some areas, soft in others.
2. Boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced with Logic and Common Sense.
3. Melts if treated like a God.
4. Can cause headaches and severe body aches; handle with extreme caution.
5. Specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply sensitive to extremely thick.
6. Becomes stubborn and unyielding when pressure is applied; yields only when subtlety, subterfuge, flattery are applied.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Is repelled by concentrated quantities of precious and semi-precious metals and stones (See Jewelery Store). However, is attracted to small quantities of these when viewed worn against the skin of a woman. It is believed woman's skin combines with the aforementioned to create a highly magnetic attraction for this element.
2. May explode spontaneously if wallet is opened.
3. Requires copious quantities of substances known as attention, reassurance, and stroking.
4. When saturated with Alcohol will be fairly inert and will repel most other elements.
5. Is repelled by most household appliances and common household cleansers.
6. Is repelled by small children clothed in diapers, particularly those of the malodorous variety.
7. Is rendered non-functional when confronted with the items in #5 & #6.
8. Is neutral to common courtesy and fairness.
9. Is impervious to embarrassment.
10. Most powerful embittering and aggravating agent known to woman.

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