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Topic: Worst pickup lines ever! 😂
ragin' cajun Joined Wed 07/10/19 Posts: 550	Mon 07/22/19 08:48 PM
I have $100 tattoo on my cock let's see how fast you can blow it so tacky here this one not to long ago

ctr916 Joined Sun 06/17/18 Posts: 889	Tue 07/23/19 05:27 AM
Mr. Happy loves to be called, cute.

ctr916 Joined Sun 06/17/18 Posts: 889	Wed 07/24/19 06:49 PM
...hey girl, want to be my friend?

Luckymadon11 Joined Wed 07/24/19 Posts: 4	Wed 07/24/19 08:37 PM
Whoa! Nice Boobs!

Thaheer Joined Fri 03/08/19 Posts: 1	Thu 07/25/19 01:06 AM
hi

ivegotthegirth Joined Fri 08/17/18 Posts: 6666	Thu 07/25/19 01:21 AM
In your best Butthead (BEVIS & BUTTHEAD) voice......"Hey baaby".

Geordie Scot68 Joined Sat 07/27/19 Posts: 9	Sun 07/28/19 05:16 PM
Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Wed 07/31/19 06:11 AM
You can't spell menu without Me n u so wassup baby

ctr916 Joined Sun 06/17/18 Posts: 889	Sun 08/04/19 10:23 AM Edited by ctr916 on Sun 08/04/19 10:26 AM
...hey there baby, "you've got the Mother Lode."

ctr916 Joined Sun 06/17/18 Posts: 889	Wed 08/07/19 08:01 AM
...i would love to hold you, embrace you, as the rush comes.

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Wed 08/07/19 01:05 PM
"If I were a traffic light I'd turn red every time you passed by... just so I could stare at you a while longer" Pretty corny, but kind of sweet in a cute way.

Tango5150 Joined Fri 07/26/19 Posts: 797	Wed 08/07/19 01:08 PM
After spilling some of your drink on the target, say "Let me help get you out of those wet clothes."

Please READ my profile before messaging Joined Sun 06/23/19 Posts: 19	Wed 08/07/19 07:50 PM
"May I use your phone to call my mother?" Kindly hands him her phone He calls his OWN phone to obtain her number without actually asking her for her number.

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Wed 08/07/19 07:56 PM Edited by mzrosie on Wed 08/07/19 08:02 PM
Wow you changed your profile name to that? I hope it works. OT: Would you like to have coffee with me sometime? Me: No.

ctr916 Joined Sun 06/17/18 Posts: 889	Thu 08/08/19 07:33 AM
...want to be the "horrible boss of me"? i am currently unemployed.

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 10/04/19 02:07 AM
Are you a light switch? Because I wanna turn you on..

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 10/04/19 09:06 AM
Are you an Alien? Because you abducted my heart

Jhon Joined Sat 06/22/19 Posts: 9	Wed 10/09/19 11:04 PM
yes

The WiZaRd Joined Sat 10/05/19 Posts: 30	Thu 10/10/19 12:36 AM Edited by The WiZaRd on Thu 10/10/19 12:43 AM
Personally, I don't use "pick-up" lines on women, as they're kinda corny and more likely to turn women off in a heartbeat... And thus, I'm often kinda quiet and reserved, tinkering around on a project on my laptop, and simply wait for an available girl to come up to me and sort of"break the ice". Kinda reminds me of the lyrics in chorus from a song I wrote back in 2003: "Well, I'm the kind of guy who gets to shy" 'while I'm sitting all alone, watching time passing by' 'And I'm not the one to say, "what's your sign"' 'Or some other little cheesy pick-up lines'" "Well, I'm the kind of guy who gets to shy" 'while I'm sitting all alone, watching time passing by' 'And I'm not the one to say, "your place or mine?"' 'Or some other little cheesy pick-up lines'".....

The WiZaRd Joined Sat 10/05/19 Posts: 30	Thu 10/10/19 12:44 AM
You must be a banana because I find you a peeling. Sounds more like a bad pun.