Topic: Worst pickup​ lines ever! 😂
actionlynx's photo
Fri 10/19/18 10:01 AM
"You remind me of a phone book. You should let my fingers do the walking..."

Toodygirl5's photo
Sun 10/21/18 01:52 PM
Talk to me. laugh

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 10/21/18 01:55 PM
You remind me of my cousin....but let's talk about US and not our exes.

actionlynx's photo
Sun 10/21/18 08:21 PM
"Have you ever been on a triple date? We could bring our parents!"

JustBeHonest's photo
Sun 10/21/18 09:26 PM
Guy says “I’d like to get into your pants”

My response “no thanks, I’ve already got an ******* in there”

actionlynx's photo
Thu 10/25/18 10:01 PM
"Happy Hump Day! Whaddya say we go celebrate?"

Slowride423's photo
Sun 11/11/18 05:45 AM
Give it up, Girl, I know you got it on ya.drool

NotPay4Play's photo
Sun 11/11/18 07:42 AM
Hi.

actionlynx's photo
Sun 11/11/18 08:15 AM
"The women....How much for the women? Your women....I want to buy your women."

-- The Blues Brothers



Can you imagine someone actually trying to use that, even as a joke?

Toodygirl5's photo
Tue 12/04/18 12:55 PM
Why are you here? slaphead

JustBeHonest's photo
Tue 12/04/18 04:23 PM



You look like my future ex husband!

Pauldun's photo
Tue 12/04/18 05:01 PM

Guy says “I’d like to get into your pants”

My response “no thanks, I’ve already got an ******* in there”

should that be just four **** ?

OK I'll see you next Tuesday :wink: :wink:

JustBeHonest's photo
Tue 12/04/18 05:07 PM


Guy says “I’d like to get into your pants”

My response “no thanks, I’ve already got an ******* in there”

should that be just four **** ?

OK I'll see you next Tuesday :wink: :wink:


Not just 4 ****

***hole

Pauldun's photo
Tue 12/04/18 05:07 PM

"You remind me of a phone book. You should let my fingers do the walking..."


I like that one I think I'm going to use it. :smile:

Timothy's photo
Tue 12/04/18 06:58 PM
I'm just here for the forums:smile:

actionlynx's photo
Tue 12/04/18 08:12 PM
"Baby, you're like an ice cream cone. 'Cos I wanna lick until you melt."

no photo
Wed 12/05/18 11:43 PM
There's 2 things I like on a woman. Stiff nipples....and metongue2

Alvin Ramesh Ethan 's photo
Fri 03/15/19 01:11 AM
people really say that?

Alvin Ramesh Ethan 's photo
Fri 03/15/19 01:12 AM
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants



people really say that?

notbeold's photo
Fri 03/15/19 02:27 AM
The scene : At a party, with fake fireworks called 'throwdowns', which go CRACK when jumped on or thrown on the ground. Little bags of quartzite I think.
Others, and an attractive girl jumping on them making small bangs everywhere.

I - me, half drunk and half serious said to this girl (I've known for years) "If you jumped on me I'd probably go off too".
Not impressed. laugh tears