Topic: Worst pickup lines ever! 😂 | |
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"You remind me of a phone book. You should let my fingers do the walking..."
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Talk to me.
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You remind me of my cousin....but let's talk about US and not our exes.
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"Have you ever been on a triple date? We could bring our parents!"
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Guy says “I’d like to get into your pants”
My response “no thanks, I’ve already got an ******* in there” |
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"Happy Hump Day! Whaddya say we go celebrate?"
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Give it up, Girl, I know you got it on ya.
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Hi.
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"The women....How much for the women? Your women....I want to buy your women."
-- The Blues Brothers Can you imagine someone actually trying to use that, even as a joke? |
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Why are you here?
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You look like my future ex husband! |
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Guy says “I’d like to get into your pants” My response “no thanks, I’ve already got an ******* in there” should that be just four **** ? OK I'll see you next Tuesday |
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Guy says “I’d like to get into your pants” My response “no thanks, I’ve already got an ******* in there” should that be just four **** ? OK I'll see you next Tuesday Not just 4 **** ***hole |
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"You remind me of a phone book. You should let my fingers do the walking..." I like that one I think I'm going to use it. |
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I'm just here for the forums
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"Baby, you're like an ice cream cone. 'Cos I wanna lick until you melt."
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There's 2 things I like on a woman. Stiff nipples....and me
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people really say that?
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants people really say that? |
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The scene : At a party, with fake fireworks called 'throwdowns', which go CRACK when jumped on or thrown on the ground. Little bags of quartzite I think.
Others, and an attractive girl jumping on them making small bangs everywhere. I - me, half drunk and half serious said to this girl (I've known for years) "If you jumped on me I'd probably go off too". Not impressed. |
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