Topic: Worst pickupโ€‹ lines ever! ๐Ÿ˜‚
ctr916's photo
Mon 07/08/19 05:33 AM

lmao you can use that 1 on me


are you into wood burning or carving?

ctr916's photo
Mon 07/08/19 08:49 AM
...wanna help me practice so i can go get certified at Certified Personnel?

ctr916's photo
Mon 07/08/19 09:28 AM
..."let's get wild and flip a coin; heads you get it your way and tails i get it my way."

jeremy's photo
Mon 07/08/19 04:43 PM
lol

Sir Dino One Love โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’š's photo
Fri 07/12/19 05:47 AM
That dress would look better on my bedroom floor...

michael gee's photo
Fri 07/12/19 07:49 AM
is that a keg in your pocket cause id like to tap that!

michael gee's photo
Fri 07/12/19 07:55 AM
dunno if it saved my answer ill put it in again just incase , " is that a keg in your pocket cause id like to tap that"

Dale's photo
Sun 07/14/19 01:55 PM
Ate you from Memphis? Cuz you're the only 10 I see.

ctr916's photo
Sun 07/14/19 02:31 PM
...have some spare time on your hands, and knees?

Sir Dino One Love โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’š's photo
Fri 07/19/19 05:03 AM
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

Boom boom's photo
Fri 07/19/19 05:52 AM
Do you like scoober diving because I've got a snorkel for ya mouth

Boom boom's photo
Fri 07/19/19 05:54 AM
Do you like scoober diving because I've got a snorkel for ya mouth

Boom boom's photo
Fri 07/19/19 05:55 AM
Do like sound of the sea because i would motorboat you

Harry's photo
Sat 07/20/19 11:36 AM
hahaha.. this made my day

ctr916's photo
Mon 07/22/19 06:08 AM
mr. Happy just wants to get used.

Darren's photo
Mon 07/22/19 07:40 AM

Does this Cloth smell like chloroform to you?

Finally someone has gone dark lol the other good dark one is let's not turn this rape in to a murder :o. I'm joking people chill lol

Sir Dino One Love โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’š's photo
Mon 07/22/19 08:27 AM
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy..smokin

ctr916's photo
Mon 07/22/19 09:56 AM
...i would love to love you, right now.

Darren's photo
Mon 07/22/19 03:03 PM
Want to go half's on a bastard lol

anemail's photo
Mon 07/22/19 08:37 PM
At a party, a friend approached me to tell me, "Your friend is very rude." Later I learned he said with perfect drunken logic,

"I know you want my d**k because you've got big t**s."

That was, it appears, his opening line.