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For example... I lost my number, can I have yours.
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Are your legs tired? Because you've been running thru my mind all day.....
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You must be a banana because I find you a peeling.
 
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Those are really bad!
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Fri 06/09/17 02:59 AM
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Hi. Wanna shag?
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Edited by
SparklingCrystal 💖💎
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Fri 06/09/17 03:14 AM
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Hi. Wanna shag? Sure, do it several times a day 
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Edited by
peggy122
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Fri 06/09/17 06:12 AM
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1. Man looks up lovingly at the girl he has tripped in front of , and gushes, " Girrrrrl... Cant you see Im FALLING for you ??? "
2. Man dips 2 fingers into his drink and flicks it on the female he is talking to , followed by the line, " How about you and me getting out of these wet clothes ???" 
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Are you the colonel Empire? Cause I'm really India...
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Are you the colonel Empire? Cause I'm really India... Correction : British colonel empire |
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
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I'm here, now what were your other 2 wishes.
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Did you just fart? Coz you're blowing me away.
      
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Get your coat, you've pulled!
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Lol,
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1. Man looks up lovingly at the girl he has tripped in front of , and gushes, " Girrrrrl... Cant you see Im FALLING for you ??? "
2. Man dips 2 fingers into his drink and flicks it on the female he is talking to , followed by the line, " How about you and me getting out of these wet clothes ???" Lol
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Why4not, someone just used that same line on me a few hours ago. Probably the same person. That cracks me up!
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Let's go dance the night away in your bed...
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Why4not, someone just used that same line on me a few hours ago. Probably the same person. That cracks me up! Yes!!! I figured a few would be able to reference that one....had to laugh! |
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If we don't, the terrorists win!
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