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Topic: Worst pickup​ lines ever! 😂
Ericcc34's photo
Fri 06/09/17 04:25 PM
I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have your's? ;)

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Fri 06/09/17 04:42 PM
Hi there! :rolling_eyes:

Hatesusernames2's photo
Fri 06/09/17 04:59 PM
anythng that has to do with falling out of heaven....laugh noway

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Fri 06/09/17 06:33 PM
Wow I am laughing like a lunatic over these. People are looking at me and wondering what the heck I am laughing at. laugh rofl

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Fri 06/09/17 06:34 PM
Kiss me if I am wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

Nishcon's photo
Fri 06/09/17 07:29 PM
LOL.. love that..
Lizardips.. do you do a lot of kissing..

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Fri 06/09/17 09:22 PM

LOL.. love that..
Lizardips.. do you do a lot of kissing..



Lol thanks. No not really. ohwell

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Fri 06/09/17 09:24 PM
Hey girl, feel my sweater.
Know what it is made of?
Boyfriend material! :wink: biggrin

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Fri 06/09/17 09:25 PM
will you marry meslaphead

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Fri 06/09/17 09:30 PM
Is your body from McDonald's because I am lovin it.

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Fri 06/09/17 09:42 PM
So do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again?whoa tongue2 laugh

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Fri 06/09/17 09:45 PM
Now, this is a good conversation and how you could simply reject a guyhappy

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!

Girl: oh don't worry, N and O are already!
rofl
tongue2 laugh

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Fri 06/09/17 10:15 PM
Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns!

Angelslipz's photo
Fri 06/09/17 10:26 PM
I have $100 tattoo on my cock let's see how fast you can blow it

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Fri 06/09/17 11:38 PM
Somebody call the fire department. You are so hot you are on fire!


slaphead

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Fri 06/09/17 11:42 PM
There's a party in my pants and you're invited.

why4not's photo
Sat 06/10/17 12:20 AM
Ohhh you have something on your butt....
what?
My eyes......

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Sat 06/10/17 01:18 AM

Ohhh you have something on your butt....
what?
My eyes......

Stop staring at my butt. That's rude!

laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 06/10/17 02:14 AM
You either have to quit being so beautiful or talk to me.

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Sat 06/10/17 02:18 AM
My plans got canceled tonight, do you want to go out with me?

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