Community > Coffee Houses, Bars & Chit Chat

Previous 1 2 … 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 … 21 22 Next

Topic: Worst pickup lines ever! 😂
actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Sun 09/23/18 11:23 AM
"My last girlfriend was a doll, but I had to blow her up."

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Sun 09/23/18 06:04 PM
I could see someone using this one....but what a turn-off as an introduction. "Are you gonna eat that?"

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Sun 09/23/18 06:07 PM
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Sun 09/23/18 06:24 PM
"Can I borrow your sunglasses? Your smile is blinding me."

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Sun 09/23/18 06:30 PM
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Sun 09/23/18 06:33 PM
"Would you like to learn how to use my slide ruler?"

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76393	Sun 09/23/18 06:46 PM
Lmao .... after reading many of these it amazes me how many of these that some have falling for..if it's online then read it as a paragraph in a book for that is all it is worth unless you meet them face to face... jmo Yeppiers my inspiration for the day~~~

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Sun 09/23/18 06:51 PM
I dunno. Apparently mocking bad pickup lines worked for me. Wasn't part of the plan, but women say they like a sense of humor... "Can you hold the menu up? I forgot my reading glasses..."

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8984	Sun 09/23/18 07:04 PM
Aww all my pickup lines have disappeared ..... I might need an adult cuddle

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Sun 09/23/18 07:06 PM
Aww all my pickup lines have disappeared ..... I might need an adult cuddle cmere...........(hug)

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8984	Sun 09/23/18 07:12 PM
Aww all my pickup lines have disappeared ..... I might need an adult cuddle cmere...........(hug) men always fall for tears lol

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Sun 09/23/18 07:16 PM
Aww all my pickup lines have disappeared ..... I might need an adult cuddle cmere...........(hug) men always fall for tears lol Tears yes but they are mine. Was hoping you could give me some good pick up lines because I have case of forgetfulness and can't remember any.

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8984	Sun 09/23/18 07:37 PM
Aww all my pickup lines have disappeared ..... I might need an adult cuddle cmere...........(hug) men always fall for tears lol Tears yes but they are mine. Was hoping you could give me some good pick up lines because I have case of forgetfulness and can't remember any. wear a police uniform and say .. do I need to arrest you

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Mon 09/24/18 05:04 AM
"Hey! I saw your sextape!"

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Mon 09/24/18 05:14 AM
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Mon 09/24/18 03:44 PM
"Do you come with batteries? 'Cos I'd really like to turn you on!"

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Mon 09/24/18 04:19 PM
"Do you like power tools? 'Cos I'd love to drill your hole!"

passionsabound1 Joined Sun 12/24/17 Posts: 94	Mon 09/24/18 04:39 PM
Do you come here often?

Unknow Joined Sun 06/10/18 Posts: 105	Mon 09/24/18 08:16 PM
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

Unknow Joined Sun 06/10/18 Posts: 105	Mon 09/24/18 08:17 PM
Does your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?