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Topic: Worst pickup lines ever! 😂
illuminaughty Joined Tue 07/10/18 Posts: 1201	Tue 09/18/18 11:01 AM
"Madam, i am your only adam"

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Tue 09/18/18 11:04 AM
"Do you prefer to be called Ma'am, Miss, or Mother May I...?"

illuminaughty Joined Tue 07/10/18 Posts: 1201	Tue 09/18/18 11:35 AM
"Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right"

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Tue 09/18/18 11:45 AM
Sleep good? Looked like it through your window

illuminaughty Joined Tue 07/10/18 Posts: 1201	Tue 09/18/18 11:54 AM
I might as well call you “Google” ’cause you have everything I’m searching for....

Bard297 Joined Wed 08/19/15 Posts: 63	Tue 09/18/18 12:31 PM
You must be a banana because I find you a peeling. Fruit and vegetable puns/pick up lines are the best. You look radishing today.

Cleverchatter Joined Mon 09/10/18 Posts: 11	Wed 09/19/18 12:21 PM
You have a nice smile, wanna make out for a while? Never used personally but my ex told me it worked on her once.

GalaxyStarz Joined Wed 04/25/18 Posts: 2697	Wed 09/19/18 01:55 PM
One I liked "It's your birthday isn't it?"

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Wed 09/19/18 04:44 PM
"Somebody threw a mattress in my pickup. Wanna check it out?"

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Wed 09/19/18 06:32 PM
If you're not doing anything this weekend you wanna pretend we are married and the kids are staying at your parents house?

Unknow Joined Sun 06/10/18 Posts: 105	Wed 09/19/18 07:02 PM
I go down on the first date, how about you? 🤦‍♂️

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Thu 09/20/18 11:40 AM
I actually heard Owen Wilson say this once on t.v., and I nearly fell on the floor laughing... "Oh my God, are those real???" He was interrupting Maria Menounos during an interview...

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Sat 09/22/18 12:16 PM
"I like your mustache! How about I come over sometime, and let you borrow my razor?"

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Sat 09/22/18 12:18 PM
"It must be Christmas....because, baby, you're the whole package!"

Two Joined Thu 06/02/16 Posts: 13917	Sat 09/22/18 01:34 PM
Do you want to play with my pet snake?

actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Sat 09/22/18 01:50 PM
"I must be on safari 'cos you're drivin' me wild!"

I_love_bluegrass Joined Wed 04/25/18 Posts: 1665	Sat 09/22/18 01:56 PM Edited by I_love_bluegrass on Sat 09/22/18 01:57 PM
ANY of those canned, trite, bulls* things the scamnmers use.. Also, any of the lame-a faux "questions" that some guys seem to think are so "witty".. They're not.. I replied to one guy who used on of those on me with one of my own..I asked: "Did it hurt?" Did what hurt, he asked.. "When you fell into the toilet, you piece of ****..."

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Sat 09/22/18 03:06 PM


actionlynx Joined Wed 08/18/10 Posts: 5448	Sun 09/23/18 10:45 AM
"Excuse me....Can you hold this while I pee?"

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Sun 09/23/18 11:12 AM
“If you were a phaser on Star Trek…” “You’d be set to stun.”