now that was real goog , KEEP'M COMMIN'......

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .. . . you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

You Might Be A Redneck If . . ... . . your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper. or...you’ve ever caught bugs just so you could throw them in the bug zapper.

You might be a Redneck
if you go out for some pvssy
and come back with the neighbors cat

hey watch the bug zapper remarks,,, its funny as hell to see the big ones get it,,, specially ifn your drunk

A blonde was tired of all the blonde jokes & decided to color her hair brown. After doin' so she took a ride in the country. There she came across a farmer tenden his sheep. She went up to him & ask if I can tell ya how many sheep you have can I have 1? The farmer replied sure go ahead. She replied 162. The farmer was amazed, but a deal is a deal. He said go ahead & get ya 1. She went & picked out 1 & was leavin', when the farmer stoped her & ask. If I can guess what your real hair color is can I have my sheep back? She said sure. Farmer said you're are a blonde. Now give me back my dog.

tell me yall know the redneck vasectomy one?

naw thump , go ahead bud

Mornin' to all, and just wanna tell ya DC, and laura ....great job...some funny stuff

thanks mom, means alot commin' from you...... Step on up to the mike. betcha you be good at it.....

drop a lit m-80 in a beer can and hand it to em and tell em to count to 7

Oh no you dont Dc... If ya dont mind, I will just sit back, watch & learn

I know you can be funny. Now come on

Come on in folks & step up..... ain't gonna hurt..... better than wizzin' on an electric fence......

RENECK word

sensual: told my ol' lady sensual already up , grab me a beer

well I guess all the comdians , got a real job. place is kinda empty

I'll be back 2nite gotta , take care of a friend...... On my way Spanky

you might be a redneck when the best cook in your family has tobbaco juice running down his chin