Wild Bill...

How you doing Sweetie?...


as feisty as ever, I see...

good for you..

Keep up the great work..

I love ya...

Hi To everyone else too....

don't gotta be redneck.... all we need is a laugh even if it's about ourselves

I know I am a responsible person at work


everytime sumtin happens , I RESPONSIBLE

Howdy Miss V.... means alot 2 me you droped in cheers

Miss V meet my cohost Laura you'll like her humor tooo


well gotta go do the $ thing

thanks laura , will see ya 2night

A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were fighting in a war, and both were caught by the enemy.
"Before i put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"
The Alabama man said, "Could you shoot me after you play the song 'Yeah, Alabama?"

"Sure," the man agreed. "How about you?"

The Tennessee man said, "COuld you shoot me before you play 'Yeah, Alabam?"


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Sobriety Test

A young man was pulled over by the Mississippi State Police for speeding. The officer stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and swaggered up to the young man's window. "What chew driving so fast for boy? You going to a fahhr? Let me see your license, boy." The young man handed over his license.
Then the officer noticed that the back seat of the car was full of large knives. The officer said, "Tell me boy, why you got them knives on that there back seat?"
The young man replied, "Well sir, I'm a juggler."

The officer spat some tobacco juice and then he said, "A juggler; well you don't say. Boy, put cha hands on the trunk of yer car; you going to jail!"

The young man pleaded with the officer not to take him to jail. He offered to prove to the officer that he was a juggler by way of demonstration. He said, "You can even hold me at gunpoint while I juggle for you." The officer reluctantly allowed him to prove his point while he held him at gunpoint.

Two miles down the road at Joe's Tavern, Billy Bub was drinking it up with Jerry Lee Jones. Billy Bub soon left and got into his old, rusty pickup truck. He proceeded down the road trying his best to stay on the right side. All of a sudden Billy Bub spotted the most unbelievable sight of his life! He drove to the nearest phone booth and dialed the number for Joe's Tavern and asked for his buddy, Jerry Lee.

When Jerry Lee got on the phone, Billy Bub said, "Whatever you do when you leave that tavern, don't go north on route 109. The state police are giving a sobriety test that nobody can pass!"

any comedians out there?
show us what you got

Thanks Wild Bill...

Have great day and be safe...


Hi Laura

Nice to meet you Dear...
I'm on the run, too,
but will check in when I can

Thank you and have fun...

HERE'S A REDNECK JOKE --

A Redneck Retaliation

A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"

The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redreck.

The redneck looked at him and said, "You stay outta this, I'm talking to the guy on your lap!!!!

Laura told us to stop by
i love it

ALL JOKES WELCOMED HERE?

A group of blondes went into a pub and asked the bar man for a few bottles of wine because they were celebrating.

The bar man came over with a few bottles of wine and some glasses and he said ’It may not be any of my business but what are you celebrating’ and one of the blonde’s replied ’There was a jigsaw puzzle that said 5-6 years and it only took us 9 months.’

All jokes welcome
Make us laugh

Are my jokes working? lol

thanks Laura

GAME OF INTELLIGENCE

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to alawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.

Then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

what do you call a man wih no arms and no legs water skiing?

BOB

I CALL HIM SKIP - GRANNITHANDS

ok man in hot tub,no legs or arms?

Fran NICE jokes