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Topic: I thought it was a joke.....
wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Sat 05/21/11 05:03 AM Edited by wux on Sat 05/21/11 05:13 AM
Yep nothing is happening anywhere, Thought I was going to be transported up to somewhere.. Poor mee. Drat, your budget-vacation plans, for the kids and the entire family, up in smoke.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Sat 05/21/11 05:09 AM Edited by wux on Sat 05/21/11 05:10 AM
It is your tomorrow, here, already, ... The Small Faces, my favourite sixties band, sang: "if tomorrow was today It would be yesterday" (From "Ogden's Nut Gone Flake", from the "happyness stan" suite on side B. The line is incredibly correct and true, while at the same time depicts something incomprehensibly impossible. I live for sht like this.)

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Sat 05/21/11 05:12 AM
YAWWWWNN... good morning. Coffee... what day is today?

josie68 Joined Mon 11/22/10 Posts: 6270	Sat 05/21/11 05:35 AM
Yep nothing is happening anywhere, Thought I was going to be transported up to somewhere.. Poor mee. Drat, your budget-vacation plans, for the kids and the entire family, up in smoke. I know and I had even put extra clothes in my pocket in case he took me while my bag was down..

FETTS61 Joined Sat 08/18/07 Posts: 31425	Sat 05/21/11 05:43 AM
all i know there is no mention of a "rapture" in the bible....sorry, it was man-concocted in the 19th century!

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Sat 05/21/11 03:18 PM
Happy End of Days Day everybody!

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Sat 05/21/11 04:43 PM Edited by wux on Sat 05/21/11 04:45 PM
Yep nothing is happening anywhere, Thought I was going to be transported up to somewhere.. Poor mee. Drat, your budget-vacation plans, for the kids and the entire family, up in smoke. I know and I had even put extra clothes in my pocket in case he took me while my bag was down.. Did you put the mascara in? DID YOU? NO????? YOU FOOLISH WOMAN!! A woman's way to a god's heart is through her mascara. God is intrepid... he likes it when women look at him with dark under their eyes, and ask him, "am Ah scara?" Laughter, good cheer, and a round of enthusiastic fellatio conclude these festive moments.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 05/21/11 04:52 PM
Well I'm not getting into any alien ship. I'll stay behind.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Sat 05/21/11 04:53 PM
Well I'm not getting into any alien ship. I'll stay behind. Same here. They have to offer me candy first.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21486	Sat 05/21/11 04:57 PM
I guess the jokes on the folks who left their homes, jobs, and families because of some moron with a radio show. Kind of reminds me of the folks who think Rush Limbaugh is God.

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Sat 05/21/11 04:59 PM
Schwarzenegger has saved us again.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Sat 05/21/11 05:01 PM
That Schwartzenegger feller... he lost some weight, did he?

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21486	Sat 05/21/11 05:02 PM
Thank God he took time off from doing the maid to do it.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 05/21/11 05:13 PM
I guess the jokes on the folks who left their homes, jobs, and families because of some moron with a radio show. Kind of reminds me of the folks who think Rush Limbaugh is God. They really did? Where did they go? Why did they leave?

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Sat 05/21/11 05:27 PM
I guess the jokes on the folks who left their homes, jobs, and families because of some moron with a radio show. Kind of reminds me of the folks who think Rush Limbaugh is God. They really did? Where did they go? Why did they leave? Yes, yes... and did they come back? Or they vanished? Maybe the joke is not on them, after all.

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Sat 05/21/11 05:47 PM Edited by rara777 on Sat 05/21/11 05:49 PM
It`s 8:49 P.M Eastern Standard Time and I`m still here. No man knows the hour or the day.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21486	Sat 05/21/11 05:49 PM
No man knows the hour or the day. That's what makes every hour of every day worth living.

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Sat 05/21/11 05:50 PM Edited by rara777 on Sat 05/21/11 05:51 PM
No man knows the hour or the day. That's what makes every hour of every day worth living. Yes, it does. That is how I live my life.

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Sat 05/21/11 05:58 PM
It`s 8:49 P.M Eastern Standard Time and I`m still here. No man knows the hour or the day. ahem....you do!! :)~ ((rar's!!! ))

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Sat 05/21/11 06:44 PM
Schwarzenegger has saved us again. Really? I thought he was busy boinking his housemaid and knocking her up like all the rest of the damn idiots. Now we know how he got elected...