Me too, but I also think God appreciates a good joke. :)

I had to repost that one on FB.

He just announced on the news that he made a math mistake! The actual date is Oct 21 ... not May 21.

Figures. Somebody put that guy in a luney bin.

...and while he's locked up and medicated he can
brush up on his math skills.

Intructions How To Install Your Personalized Rapture Device

Take package out of carton. Hold tab A between the index finger and thumb of your left hand and gently pull tab B with your right. When the tube appears to have fallen on the floor, bend over and pick it up. Send the kids to the ice cream parlour, and call in the marines. You must then say three hail marys and a few zaftig minuettos by Beethoven, and push the tube up, while being wary of not losing the thread. When you feel your eyes are bulging a bit, you can stop pushing up.

Pull on the string, make the anode contact the cathode, hiss when you pick up the boiling water off the stove and spray toenail polish remover on the cat's lyulyugoc. (It's in the aquarium, beside the three-volume Encyclopaedia Britannica.)

Then count to three, and watch the world explode from the inside.

I showed up for RAPTURE but all I got was this lousy mingle2 post!

I cant believe people actually take stock in this stuff. One of my tenants didnt pay her rent. Now she's being evicted

I just wanted to point out, that it is well past October 21, and Harold still sucks at math.

That is all,
as you were....

Dang, thanks Mark.
I was wondering why the sky hasn't fallen!!!

Does this mean I still have to worry about my light bulbs going and more round abouts coming?