Topic: I thought it was a joke.....
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Fri 05/20/11 07:56 PM
It's already the 21st here. I guess I should return the new BMW and jewelry I got on loan. Bah.

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Fri 05/20/11 08:40 PM

It's already the 21st here. I guess I should return the new BMW and jewelry I got on loan. Bah.


I'm sorry, Red, but you already been killed off, and i don't have but 20 minutes, and junk..

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Fri 05/20/11 08:48 PM


It's already the 21st here. I guess I should return the new BMW and jewelry I got on loan. Bah.


I'm sorry, Red, but you already been killed off, and i don't have but 20 minutes, and junk..



Heaven must be a place with unpaid BMWs and jewelry!laugh

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Fri 05/20/11 08:49 PM

so she told her kids they are not going to heaven... where do these fools come from?


My best guess is Kentucky........smokin

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Fri 05/20/11 08:49 PM
laugh

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Fri 05/20/11 08:53 PM

Even Jay Leno and Jimmy Falon said it was a joke. Anyway, wanted to get that in there,, as i only have 7 minutes left.

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Fri 05/20/11 08:54 PM


so she told her kids they are not going to heaven... where do these fools come from?


My best guess is Kentucky........smokin


laugh


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Fri 05/20/11 09:02 PM
well damn, guess it's all over.. out of time.. poor folks at the phone company and the electric company and the insurance company, and oh..i better not mention that, lol

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Fri 05/20/11 09:11 PM

There's also Post-Rapture Partying for those of us left behind! LMAO!

from what i understand there will be a lot of us. i think i read that only 3% are actually worthy. so there will still be too many people on the planet. i think all of the ones who are left behind but feel they should have been taken should hop on the tail of the next comet and hope it takes them to heaven. that way there'll be more room for the rest of us.


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Fri 05/20/11 09:55 PM



this talk of Jesus coming on May 21.
Seems there are some who believe this.
Who are these people? I don't know much about it.
Revalation 9vs5 talks about this,man will not die but will be tormented they say.This will be for 5 months before the end on october21.The date is in accordance with the biblical calendar.......i don't know if other religions are in harmony with the christians on this perspective

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Fri 05/20/11 11:18 PM


<-------fellow godless heathen

really??? some of our mingle brothers and sisters are expecting
the rapture tomorrow.... hmmmmmm






you have untill 6 pm tommorrow, in whatever time zone your in... so i guess cali and hawaii can watch everyone else go first...


Oh bummer it is already almost 4pm here, so that means you all live a day longer than me..

I wonder if I should bother cooking dinner, Hope the kids get to finish watching their movie:thumbsup:

markecephus's photo
Fri 05/20/11 11:21 PM
It's after 2 here.. what do you suppose went wrong?

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Fri 05/20/11 11:25 PM

It is your tomorrow, here, already, has been for almost 11 hours....and unless he's travelling incognito...in a big white bus, with a blue canoe on the roof, (parked outside my house)...


it ain't happening today.

laugh





laugh laugh laugh

No Jess it is supposed to start in New Zealand, and then carry through as each time zone changes, so each one at 6pm is supposedly going to have something happen.. who knows, obviously I am very worried as i am still sitting here on my computer..


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Fri 05/20/11 11:26 PM
Edited by josie68 on Fri 05/20/11 11:27 PM




this talk of Jesus coming on May 21.
Seems there are some who believe this.
Who are these people? I don't know much about it.
Revalation 9vs5 talks about this,man will not die but will be tormented they say.This will be for 5 months before the end on october21.The date is in accordance with the biblical calendar.......i don't know if other religions are in harmony with the christians on this perspective


Oh Good, as then my man will have already been here, I would be mighty grumpy if the world ended before he got here.noway

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Sat 05/21/11 12:07 AM
Edited by MorningSong on Sat 05/21/11 12:44 AM




this talk of Jesus coming on May 21.
Seems there are some who believe this.
Who are these people? I don't know much about it.
Revalation 9vs5 talks about this,man will not die but will be tormented they say.This will be for 5 months before the end on october21.The date is in accordance with the biblical calendar.......i don't know if other religions are in harmony with the christians on this perspective



Christians are NOT in "harmony" with nonsense.

There is a BIG difference between Christianity and Religiousity.


Acts 1 :7

And Jesus said unto them, "It is NOT for you to know the times or the

seasons, which the Father hath put in His own power".


According to scripture, "NO MAN knoweth the DAY NOR THE HOUR of

Christ's return."!!!

see Matthew 24:36


:heart::heart::heart:


mightymoe's photo
Sat 05/21/11 12:17 AM

It's after 2 here.. what do you suppose went wrong?


he said it would be 6 pm whatever time zone your in, so there is plenty of time left...

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Sat 05/21/11 12:42 AM
waving


It's after 2 here.. what do you suppose went wrong?


he said it would be 6 pm whatever time zone your in, so there is plenty of time left...


waving waving waving Well we have only 40 odd minutes, so I will tell you if I am dead... OKtongue2

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Sat 05/21/11 12:57 AM
Edited by Jess642 on Sat 05/21/11 12:58 AM

waving


It's after 2 here.. what do you suppose went wrong?


he said it would be 6 pm whatever time zone your in, so there is plenty of time left...


waving waving waving Well we have only 40 odd minutes, so I will tell you if I am dead... OKtongue2



It's 6pm and the most earth shattering thing that has happened for me is I mopped the floors...rofl



Oh and the Spirit cat has appeared at the door of my heart and I let him in....

Oh and we have now got 10 cats in Asylum...the mumma cat had six kittens..love


Actually 11...one in Leonine human form...

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Sat 05/21/11 01:10 AM
Yep nothing is happening anywhere,
Thought I was going to be transported up to somewhere..
Poor mee.

Noway, I want to see my man, I had to ask God to hold it off for a little while..

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Sat 05/21/11 05:02 AM





this talk of Jesus coming on May 21.
Seems there are some who believe this.
Who are these people? I don't know much about it.
Revalation 9vs5 talks about this,man will not die but will be tormented they say.This will be for 5 months before the end on october21.The date is in accordance with the biblical calendar.......i don't know if other religions are in harmony with the christians on this perspective


Oh Good, as then my man will have already been here, I would be mighty grumpy if the world ended before he got here.noway


Hold. If the world ends... and everything disappears... does God disappear, too? I mean, if EVERYTHING goes to naught, what remains? Nothing. Not even a measly little God.

I knew there would be at least ONE good thing to come of this hysteria.