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I just wanted to point out, that the rapture has been delayed, due to technical difficulties. It should happen sometime within the next thousand years. I'll try and keep you updated. That is all, Regards, Mark Thanks for keeping us updated. |
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this talk of Jesus coming on May 21. Seems there are some who believe this. Who are these people? I don't know much about it. The rapture can not be predicted, not even Jesus knows when it will be. Only God knows. It's in the Bible. I'm not sure where, but I would guess Revelation maybe. |
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I did go to the beach at 6PM that night...just in case.
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this talk of Jesus coming on May 21. Seems there are some who believe this. Who are these people? I don't know much about it. The rapture can not be predicted, not even Jesus knows when it will be. Only God knows. It's in the Bible. I'm not sure where, but I would guess Revelation maybe. Well, then the bible chapter is named wrong. It's not a bloody revelation, is it? More like a "neener, neener, I know and you don't, and I won't reveal it!" |
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Edited by
wux
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Mon 05/23/11 06:59 PM
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[I'v erased my post that occupied this space, because it was more religion-related than full of good cheer about the world not ending.]
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First, Lori started this in lighthearted fun, and i'd like to keep it that way..
Totage, the passage you speak of is in Matthew, chapter24, i believe. The father, son and Holy ghost, is the trinity, Jesus is the son of God, the Holy ghost, is the spirit of Jesus Christ. As i mentioned, i do not think Lori intended this to be a religious discussion, and i do not want to have to move it. *edit* thanks, Wux. |
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The rapture was imminent. I farted, God laughed and said, I guess I will spare the world this time.
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I just wanted to point out, that the rapture has been delayed, due to technical difficulties. It should happen sometime within the next thousand years. I'll try and keep you updated. That is all, Regards, Mark  |
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yeah...lighten up peopleoids,
the world isn't ending, everybody exhale!!   |
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Obama would rather inhale.
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I posted this in another thread, but it seems inactive...
This is too funny.. In the article, where Harold Camping is "flabbergasted" and "disappointed" that his prediction didn't come to pass Article here One poster replied: "Oh cheer up Harold. We all make mistakes. Its not the end of the world"  |
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I posted this in another thread, but it seems inactive... This is too funny.. In the article, where Harold Camping is "flabbergasted" and "disappointed" that his prediction didn't come to pass Article here One poster replied: "Oh cheer up Harold. We all make mistakes. Its not the end of the world" |
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I posted this in another thread, but it seems inactive... This is too funny.. In the article, where Harold Camping is "flabbergasted" and "disappointed" that his prediction didn't come to pass Article here One poster replied: "Oh cheer up Harold. We all make mistakes. Its not the end of the world"  |
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Edited by
wux
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Mon 05/23/11 07:24 PM
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yeah...lighten up peopleoids, the world isn't ending, everybody exhale!! Now, we don't know what the effect would be of all people in the world exhaling at the same time. Maybe that's the very thing that shallt destroy our world. Now, wouldn't THAT be funny. |
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Edited by
Ladylid2012
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Mon 05/23/11 07:25 PM
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a sense of humor is a funny thing....
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a sense of humor is a funny thing.... You know what happened, right? Jesus came and went back and said, Dad, there's really nobody down there worth saving, lol... (before anybody goes off, i'm religious, but i believe the Lord has a sense of humor) He must, seeing as how we're here. 
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I just wanted to point out, that the rapture has been delayed, due to technical difficulties. It should happen sometime within the next thousand years. I'll try and keep you updated. That is all, Regards, Mark Now THAT'S customer service!
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I posted this in another thread, but it seems inactive... This is too funny.. In the article, where Harold Camping is "flabbergasted" and "disappointed" that his prediction didn't come to pass Article here One poster replied: "Oh cheer up Harold. We all make mistakes. Its not the end of the world" |
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I posted this in another thread, but it seems inactive... This is too funny.. In the article, where Harold Camping is "flabbergasted" and "disappointed" that his prediction didn't come to pass Article here One poster replied: "Oh cheer up Harold. We all make mistakes. Its not the end of the world" NOW wait and see when he will REALLY PREDICT IT,,YOU MIGHT NOT BE INVITED THIS TIME
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